Tony: Didn’t you get my text?
Steve: What? You mean the string of nonsensical emojis?
Rhodey: What happened there, Tones? Hit another bridge whilst flying?
Tony: That happened one time, Rhodey.
Bucky: I don’t know whether to laugh or shoot you.
Tony: Surprise me.
I watched my friends die. You’d think that’d be as bad as it gets, right? Nope. It wasn’t the worst part. The worst part… is that you didn’t.
Tony: I have a black belt
Bucky: in karate?
Tony: from Gucci
Bucky: *sneak attacks and gets flipped*
Tony: My karate black belt is Gucci.
I’m pretty sure that Bucky finds this hot.