That’s all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography
au avengers + bucky watching endgame as a movie and absolutely shitting all over it. sam and bucky just stare at steve in horrified confusion.
“what the fuck steve?”
“its not me! i’d never just fuck off to the past like that, come one guys”
“tony, aren’t you like, a genius? couldn’t you just use, i dunno, one of the stones?”
“i swear to god barnes, shut up or i’ll make you”
“clint, where in the hell did your family come from???”
“no idea mate, it’s like magic”
“where is my wonderful brother loki in this whole mess?”
“oh, he died after attacking thanos with a butter knife”
“WHY DID TONY DIE, WHAT THE FUCK, HASN’T HE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!”
“bucky, put the gun down”
“fight me, old man.”
nat: is no one gonna talk about how i yeeted myself off a cliff :/
clint: we should have brought steve and pushed him off for leaving everyone like that
steve: i bREATHED
Commentary we all needed.
Steve, and Clark stare at each other for a brief moment, lost for words.
“So your husband is a billionare?”
“Upset about the fact that he’s human?”
“On a team full of superheros?”
“Old british butler?”
They both stop speaking, then slowly turn to their husbands, who are engaged in some kind of passionate discussion, hands waving, dark hair slightly flecked with grey.
Steve and Clark turn to look at one another again, then sigh simultaneously.
Well, it fits…
quick rhodeytony drawing inspired by the homoerotic rock climbing scene in TS:IM issue 2