Category: winteriron


Natasha: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Tony: We have three.

Bucky: Pick your favourite.


Tony: Hey, you did great on the last getaway, but Steve’s pushing us to do something similar tomorrow. You think you can do that?
Bucky: [scoffs] Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute?
Tony: Yes. I’ve seen it happen.


Bucky: I’m stone cold. Unbreakable. A true ice prince.

Tony: [smiles]

Bucky: I’m a mess. Someone help.


Bucky: Stark, you better go inside.

Tony: Come on, I can’t get kidnapped again. You just rescued me. That would be terrible plotting.


Tony: Look, Steve, I’m not gonna waste your time with some lame excuse about why we left you behind, all right? Just the truth.

Tony: Bucky and I were taken hostage by an Armenian biker gang and thrown on a cargo ship heading to Asia, but we’re back now. Don’t worry about it.

buckytonys: Really not helping your case ther…


Really not helping your case there fellas. (Bucky tried to find all the fucks he gives but unfortunately they all flew away, while Tony’s secretly glad it wasn’t Pepper who found out).

Part 20 of batm and Part 5 of The Adventures of Tony’s Godfather Steve

Poor Steve, parenting is hard xD


Bucky: You’re too skinny. Too much coffee, not enough pancakes.
Tony: I hope they put that on my tombstone.


Tony: Will you grab that jacket for me? The red one, please?

Bucky: I’m here to keep you alive, not help you shop.


[Bucky falls asleep]

Tony: [takes a selfie with him] Say “Winter Soldier”…

Bucky: Winter Soldier


[Tony freaks out]


Tony: I’m going to go take a shower.

Bucky: Now?


What can I say? It’s “the model” in me.


Steve: Where’s Tony?


Taking a shower.




[shrugs] It’s “the model” in him.