Category: winter soldier

Regular

Steve: Why is Tony crying on the floor?

Natasha: He’s drunk.

Steve: And…

Natasha: He saw a picture of Bucky’s boyfriend.

Steve: …But he is Bucky’s boyfriend.

Natasha: I fucking know.

Regular

Natasha: Hey Yasha, what were you doing last night?

Bucky: I was cooking food.

Tony: [entering] Hi guys!

Natasha: Hi food.

Regular

Bucky: Just act mature.

Steve: Okay.

[later on a date]

Tony: So what do you do for fun?

Steve: My taxes.

Regular

Tony: That’s one of my biggest fears. If I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut…

Bucky: You would eat yourself. 

Tony: I wouldn’t even question it. 

Regular

Bucky: What should I be for Halloween this year?

Tony: My boyfriend?

Bucky: Doll, we are married…

Regular

Tony: [high on painkillers after being rescued by Winter Soldier] My name’s Tony. What’s your name?

Winter: Winter.

Tony: What a pretty name. We’re gonna be bestest friends.

Winter: You’re very small and weak. If anythin’ bigger than a squirrel wanted to hurt you, you wouldn’t stand much of a chance… Guess I’ll have to protect you.

Tony: I love you too!


Dialogue is from an amazing comic made by @pet-foolery

Regular

Bucky: I sent good vibes your way. They are coming. There is nothing you can do to stop them.

Tony: …this is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Regular

Peter: Mr. Barnes, how do I ask someone out?

Bucky: Well, first you-

Tony: No, don’t ask him. He asked me out in the loo.

Peter: And you said yes?

Regular

Tony: I don’t need to go to bed. I’m not tired. I’ll be fine.

Bucky: But, Doll, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Tony: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Bucky: Is it working?

Regular

Tony: [talking excitedly to Bucky]

Bucky: [listening while gazing fondly at him]

Tony: …I’m sorry. I’m rambling, aren’t I? People say I talk too much. Just tell me if I start to get annoying.

Bucky: You’re not annoying. And I love listening to you. Talk all you want, Doll.

Bucky: [internally] I’m going to murder whoever told him that he talks too much.