Category: winter soldier

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Tony: [standing outside of Steve’s window holding a sign that says “GALA?”]

Bucky: [leaning out the window] Oh my God! Yes!

Tony: No! Tell Steve!

Bucky: Stevie, I’m going to the gala with your boyfriend!

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Tony: [looking at Bucky] Omg, did you see his cheekbones? Did you see his fucking cheekbones?!

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Bucky: You know what? I don’t have to stand here and take this crap.

Tony: Where the hell do you think you’re going?

Bucky: Isn’t sex after fighting kind of what we do now?

Tony: Well, kind of, yeah.

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Tony: And now here’s my presentation on why Bucky is the hottest Avenger.

Steve: Tony, this is a meeting to discuss battle plans.

Bucky: No, wait! Let him talk.

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[darkness]

Tony: [he froze after someone grabbed his hand]

Winter: Relax, just me.

Tony: Funnily enough that was my “worst case” scenario.

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Tony: But Winter you promise you wouldn’t kill eveyone!

[Tony saw mass body of villian’s henchmen]

Tony: You killed everyone!

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Tony: [getting ideas to smother friends in gifts] What is it that you desire most?

Bucky: You.

Tony: Oh-

Bucky: I’m gay.

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Bucky: I’m looking for my friends Tony and Steve.

Person: Can you describe them?

Bucky: One is stunningly beautiful man with dark hair and a fierceness that’s both scary and inspiring. The other’s a blonde punk.

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Bucky: One of the SHIELD Agents is here to see you. Steve sent me to wake you up. Actually he offered to wake you himself, but since it’s 7 a.m., I figured you’d be less cranky if you had something nice to look at.

Tony: Meaning you?

Bucky: What else?

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Sam: [looking at Tony and Pepper who hug for last ten minutes] What’s the matter with them? 

Bucky: I don’t know. I think maybe one of them is dying. I kind of hope it’s the girl.

Sam: [stares at him]

Bucky: The guy is really cute!