Category: tony stark

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Steve: So, tell me about your day, how’s it going with the particle detector?

Tony: Wow, you remember that?

Steve: Yeah, I listen to what you say. You’re building a particle detector using superfluid helium.

Tony: You know, when you talk like that, I want to take you right here on this table.

Steve: And you know from past experience this table cannot support both our weight. So, how’s the detector going?

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Chris Hemsworth posted a new picture on Instagram (about MIB) and literally all the comments are about endgame I love this fandom

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um the disrespECT

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I’m a lil disappointed with the name choice lol my expectations were too damn high

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ITS HERE !!!!

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Rhodey: Tones, how are you?

Tony: I’m so depressed I’ve worn the same outfit twice this week.

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Bucky: Doll, do you trust me?

Tony: You’re not gonna try and kiss me again, are you?

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Steve: “Dear Pepper, thank you so much for the lovely place setting. If my handwriting looks strained, that is because this is the 16th thank you card Steve has forced me to write. The muscles in my wrist are cramping as I struggle to finish this sentence. Ow, ow, oh, the pain. Love, Tony.”

Tony: Fine. “And Steve.” Ow.

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Steve: Hey, you guys have any plans for Valentine’s Day?

Bucky: Three months from now? No.

Tony: What, no?

Bucky: I mean, secret romantic plans that would be ruined if I told you.

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Tony: How’s this for a compromise; make all the schedules you want. Just don’t tell me about them.

Bruce: Excellent. I’ll create an algorithm that’ll generate a pseudo-random schedule. And do you know why it won’t be a true random schedule?

Tony:

Because the generation of true random numbers remains an unsolved problem in computer science.

Bruce:

Come with me.

Tony:

Where are we going?

Bruce:

To the Hotel room. And when we get there I’m gonna need you to say that again, except naked.