Category: tony stark

Steve: I have a bad feeling about this…..

Tony: Wait, what do you mean?

Steve: You don’t have that little voice in your head that tells you that you might be in trouble?

Tony: No?

Steve: You know what… That actually makes so much sense.

Stephen: You should stop worrying about Peter and let him lead his own life.

Tony:

Stephen:

Tony: Do you want to follow him, or should I?

Stephen: Let’s both do it.

Tony: They say that Disney World is the “happiest place on earth”. Obviously, they’ve never been in your arms.

Loki: That’s sweet and all, but what’s a Disney World?

Hey guys it’s been very long since we interacted, is there anything you’d like to ask me or any specific requests for Tony/RDJ pictures??

We ready!!

[Sam and Steve texting]

Sam: So, are you and Tony going on a date tonight?

Steve: Yeah, we’re gonna bang at the park for a while and go for some ice cream.

Sam: Um, should you not do that somewhere more private?

Steve: HANG!

Steve: HANG AT THE PARK!

Steve: 0MFG, FORGET I SENT THAT!

Sam: I wish I could.