Category: tony stark

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Steve: You’re being quiet.

Tony: No, I’m being passive aggressive.

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Bucky: Sex is not dating.

Tony: If it were, Barnes and I would be dating.

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Bruce: Have you considered telling Stephen how you feel? 

Tony: Brucie, I’m a scientist, not a hippie.

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Clint: If I get out of this alive, I’ll be nice to everyone, I swea –

Tony: [catches him]

Clint: I didn’t swear.

Tony: What?

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[The Avengers, Spider Man, and Loki are all watching The Lion King together]

Tony: [pauses the film on Scar]

Tony: [while pointing at the screen and looking Loki dead in the eye] That’s you.

Peter: Ohmygodhe’sright!

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Sam: Is there a party this weekend?

Tony: Yeah. Of course there is. Do you want to come?

Sam: No, I can’t. Ahhh. I just need to know where it is. Sorry to be asking.

Tony: Then why are you asking?

Sam: Some people want to know.

Tony: OK. Yeah. It’s no big secret. It’s at the Blue Oyster Bar on Howell.

[Captain America and the Winter Soldier walk into a bar…]

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[Tony and Steve are talking over the phone]

Tony: How are you gonna get the Avengers back together, Mr. Hot Rodder? Those FBI agents have your name, your address…

Steve: They don’t have my address. I falsified my renewal. I put down 1060 West Addison.

Tony: 1060 West Addison? That’s Wrigley Field!