Tony x happiness
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Tony: At my funeral, there’s going to be a closed casket, and then it’ll be open to reveal that I’m not inside. Instead, they’ll turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song is playing.
[later]
Tony: Never mind. Pepper says I can’t do that.
Tony x happiness
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Tony: Shut up, Quill.
Quill: …Okay.
Stephen: Shut up, Quill.
Tony: Hey no one tells him to shut up but me!
Tony x happiness
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Tony: I can’t wait for the day I finally just, stop.
[later]
Tony: I have been informed that this is called “death”.
Tony x happiness
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Scott: [asks a question]
Tony: Lang, I have never heard so much stupidity come out of someone’s mouth. My last two brain cells are struggling to stay alive in an attempt to make sense of the nonsense that you willingly spoke. Stop.
Tony x happiness
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Tony: Did it hurt?
Loki: Did what hurt?
Tony: When you broke through the earth’s crust, ascending from hell.
Robert Downey Jr
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Tony x happiness
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Stephen: How high were you?
Tony: I stared at myself in the mirror for ten minutes so I could see myself blink. Obviously, I missed it every time. I was annoyed. That’s how high I was.
Tony x happiness
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Robert Downey Jr
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Tony x happiness
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Tony: Ow!
Steve: [concerned] What happened?
Tony: Oh, I just fell for you so hard it hurt.
Steve: But you didn’t actually fall, you’re still standing.
Tony: [falls dramatically]
