Category: the winter soldier

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Bucky: One of the SHIELD Agents is here to see you. Steve sent me to wake you up. Actually he offered to wake you himself, but since it’s 7 a.m., I figured you’d be less cranky if you had something nice to look at.

Tony: Meaning you?

Bucky: What else?

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Sam: [looking at Tony and Pepper who hug for last ten minutes] What’s the matter with them? 

Bucky: I don’t know. I think maybe one of them is dying. I kind of hope it’s the girl.

Sam: [stares at him]

Bucky: The guy is really cute!

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Bucky: Don’t touch any of my weapons without my permission.

Tony: Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay.

Bucky: Selling them on what?

Tony: A mythical place of great magical power.

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Bucky: I guess you could say I’ve… fallen for you. [winks]

Tony: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs… how are you even alive?!

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Tony: There are three ways to argue: words, proof-                

Bucky: Knife.  

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Bucky: This shouldn’t take that long.

Tony: Really? For something that shouldn’t take that long, you’re carrying an awful lot of firepower.

Bucky: These two are connected.

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Bucky: We would be awesome together.

Tony: Aren’t we already?

Natasha: [to Clint] Like us, they are perfectly matched.

Supportive friend helping you ask your crush o…

Supportive friend helping you ask your crush out…

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Tony: I lied when I said I didn’t have a favorite.

Tony: It’s Bucky.

Steve: Well, this is awkward.

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Tony: Do I look straight?

Bucky: Not in the slightest.

Tony: No, I meant my parking job.

Bucky: Oh, in that case, you’re fine.