Bucky: One of the SHIELD Agents is here to see you. Steve sent me to wake you up. Actually he offered to wake you himself, but since it’s 7 a.m., I figured you’d be less cranky if you had something nice to look at.
Tony: Meaning you?
Bucky: What else?
Sam: [looking at Tony and Pepper who hug for last ten minutes] What’s the matter with them?
Bucky: I don’t know. I think maybe one of them is dying. I kind of hope it’s the girl.
Sam: [stares at him]
Bucky: The guy is really cute!
Bucky: Don’t touch any of my weapons without my permission.
Tony: Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay.
Bucky: Selling them on what?
Tony: A mythical place of great magical power.
Bucky: I guess you could say I’ve… fallen for you. [winks]
Tony: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs… how are you even alive?!
Tony: There are three ways to argue: words, proof-
Bucky: This shouldn’t take that long.
Tony: Really? For something that shouldn’t take that long, you’re carrying an awful lot of firepower.
Bucky: These two are connected.
Bucky: We would be awesome together.
Tony: Aren’t we already?
Natasha: [to Clint] Like us, they are perfectly matched.
Supportive friend helping you ask your crush out…
Tony: I lied when I said I didn’t have a favorite.
Tony: It’s Bucky.
Steve: Well, this is awkward.
Tony: Do I look straight?
Bucky: Not in the slightest.
Tony: No, I meant my parking job.
Bucky: Oh, in that case, you’re fine.