Tony: Hey, guys, check it out. Pepper sent me the paper.
Natasha: Let’s see it.
Clint: Oh, yeah, that looks good.
Natasha: You make a very attractive couple.
Tony: Yeah, we look great together.
Bucky: We really do.
Tony: Imagine what our kids would look like.
Bucky: We don’t have to imagine.
Steve: I’m marrying him.
Bucky: We’ll see.
Tony: [looking at Bucky] Who’s that guy?
Clint: That’s Barnes.
Tony: He’s handsome.
Clint: He’s dangerous.
Tony: Now he’s even more handsome.
Tony: [glaring at Bucky] Oh, so you think I’m cute when I’m angry? Well, get ready because I’m about to be gorgeous!
Tony: [about Hammer] Can you hit him with your knife?
Bucky: I believe the technical term is ‘stab’, Doll.
Sam: [about Tony] Why does he always look like he’s walking in slow-mo?
Bucky: You see it too?
Sam: And he always looks disheveled, but not too disheveled.
Bucky: Right? He’s the reason I believe in God.
Tony: Okay. Now I’m scared.
Natasha: It’s okay, I’m here.
Bucky: Nat, you’re what’s scaring us.
Tony: Will you stick that gun in your holster?
Bucky: I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet.
I’ll remember that if we’re ever attacked by a bridge club.
Tony: I’m lonely as shit.
Bucky: Hey, do you want to hang out?
Bucky: You really don’t listen, do you?
Tony: No, I try not to. I find it distracting.
Tony: Stop it.
Bucky: Stop what?
Stop looking at me like that, or everyone here will think we did it.
[Bucky kisses him]
Well. That’ll throw them off the track.