Category: superhusbands

Tony: What’s your type?

Steve: People who look like you.

Tony: Who looks like me then?

Steve: You could win a medal for being oblivious.

Tony: [gives Steve a box] It’s what I was gonna wear on our honeymoon night.

Steve: There’s nothing in here but lip gloss.

Tony: [smiles] Suffer.

[playing truth or dare ]

Steve: What’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?

Tony: Don’t mean to brag but I don’t need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Sam: I’m sure Stark likes mysterious guys.

Steve: Oh, okay.


Tony: Where are you going?

Steve: That’s none of your business, Stark.

Tony: Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy amazing suits.

Steve: Do the suits make you happy?

Tony: The suits mask my internal emotional mess.

Steve: …

Tony: In an incredibly stylish way.

Steve: I have a bad feeling about this…..

Tony: Wait, what do you mean?

Steve: You don’t have that little voice in your head that tells you that you might be in trouble?

Tony: No?

Steve: You know what… That actually makes so much sense.

[Sam and Steve texting]

Sam: So, are you and Tony going on a date tonight?

Steve: Yeah, we’re gonna bang at the park for a while and go for some ice cream.

Sam: Um, should you not do that somewhere more private?

Steve: HANG!



Sam: I wish I could.

Natasha: Do you have a crush on Tony?

Steve: No.

Natasha: Does he know you have a crush on him?

Steve: No.

Natasha: [smiles]

Tony: Shit!

Peter: Dad said a bad word!

Steve: Tony, don’t swear in front of Peter!

Tony: I’m so fucking sorry.