Category: superhusbands


Tony: I promised Steve we wouldn’t do anything stupid.

Clint: Why would you lie to your husband like that?


Steve: Gather around, we have a problem.

Tony: What? The fire?

Steve: No, the- wait, there’s a fire?

Tony: Never mind, this sounds more interesting.


Steve: What’s your sign?

Tony: Dollar.


Tony: Didn’t you get my text?

Steve: What? You mean the string of nonsensical emojis?


Tony: Future husband say what!

Steve: What?

Tony: [internally] Nailed it.


Tony: I’m gonna take a shower.

Steve: Okay.

Tony: And you’re gonna join me.

Steve: Great!


Steve: Are you posing? There aren’t any cameras here…

Tony: Google Earth. Always taking pictures.


Tony: No, don’t do that, that’s a stupid idea!

Steve: No, it’s a fantastic idea. Come on, live a little!

Clint: [to Natasha] So… They’ve been body-swapped?


Tony: I receive meaningless death threats all the time. It’s really no big deal.

Steve: Of course. totally. I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, because it threatens death!.


Non-power AU

Tony: [Steve is singing “L’Chaim” at the bar] I can’t believe it! What got into him?

Natasha: Oh, maybe a couple of virgin Cuba Libres that turned out to be kinda slutty.

Tony: You didn’t.

Natasha: Hey, you do your experiments, I do mine.