Category: stony

Regular

Steve: We should go back. You’re really drunk right now.

Tony: No, I’m not. You’re just blurry.

Regular

Steve: Are you sober?

Tony: I’m moderately functional.

Steve: I’ll take that as a no.

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Steve: So, he had access to her server.

Tony: Her server? You mean her network.

Steve: Yeah, her network, that’s what I meant. Okay, so we just take a flash drive, and we plug it in, you know, get in to her cloud, and then steal all her cookies, right, and then we’re straight through the firewall.

Tony: Okay, literally none of what you said made any sense.

Steve: Straight over the firewall.

Tony: It’s not, like, a physical thing you do.

Regular

Quill: Are you married?

Tony: [looking at Steve] Sort of.

Quill:

Sort of married? That’s like being sort of a virgin.

Regular

Steve: Tony, wake up!

Tony: I’m not sleeping, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out.

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Clint: I can’t tell whom you’re teasing. Is it Steve or Tony?

Natasha: Yes.

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Tony: I only drink coffee when I’m stressed.

Steve: [stares at the many many coffee mugs on the table Tony is sitting at]

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Tony: Sometimes I do listen to you, you know.

Steve: That hasn’t been my experience.

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Tony: I’m done being careful.

Steve: You think you’ve been careful so far?

Regular

Tony: So not only did you take part in this mess, but you started the mess?

Steve: Yes…

Tony:

The S.H.I.E.L.D. is an absolute wreck because of you. All this crap is on the ground because of you.

Steve:

What’s your point?!

Tony:

[singing] …Did you ever know that you are my hero~?

Steve:

Oh my god…