Category: stevetony


Tony: The suit looks great on you. It would look better on the floor.

Steve: That would wrinkle the suit.


Tony: [standing outside of Steve’s window holding a sign that says “GALA?”]

Bucky: [leaning out the window] Oh my God! Yes!

Tony: No! Tell Steve!

Bucky: Stevie, I’m going to the gala with your boyfriend!


Tony: And now welcome to the first annual affection games, remember this fight is to the surrender not the death. If you kill someone you’re disqualified.

Everyone: [grumbles unintelligible curses under their breath]

Tony: [continuing his introduction] Winner will get 5 kisses and a movie night of cuddles.

Bucky: Y’all are going down.

Steve: You wish! I’m winning this obviously.

Loki: Foolish mortals, do you truly believe you can beat a god?

Pepper: [glares at them all until they back off, then carries Tony away bridal style into the sunset]


Steve: I need the computer.

Tony: Steve, there are, like, dozens of computers.

Steve: Yeah, but my email is in this one.


Steve: You wanna go out sometime?

Tony: Yes.

Steve: I mean with me.

Tony: Oh, yes.

Steve: Good, I thought it was important to acknowledge that it’s maybe…

Tony: It’s good to clarify.


Steve: [texting] Answer your phone.

Tony: [texting back] Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone.

Steve: Okay.

Steve: [five minutes later] You’re a terrible person. 


Steve: Some things never change, you’re always blowing things up.

Tony: I’m not always blowing things up!

Steve: Right, sometimes you set things on fire.


Steve: Are you agreeing with me? 

Tony: I’m full of surprises.