Category: stevetony


Journalist: Is it true you have sex for ten hours?

Steve: No comment.

Tony: [silently]



Steve: Oh, my God, we almost nearly got killed.

Tony: Thank you for pointing out something I wouldn’t have noticed by myself. You’re a benefit to have.


[Tony walks over to Steve at the park]

Steve: Where’s Bucky?

Tony: [points to person beside him confused] He’s right here.

Steve: …that’s not Bucky.

Tony: [turns to burnette beside him frowning] What’s wrong with you? Didn’t your mom ever tell you not to go off with strangers? 

Steve: What’s wrong with you?! You couldn’t tell you had a whole different person?!

Steve: [runs to where Tony came from calling] BUCKY!?


Steve: When’s the last time anything went according to plan?

Tony: I don’t think there was a last time.


Bucky: So, basically, Tony ignores whatever you say and then does some random shit for no reason?

Steve: Yes, that about sums it up.


Tony: I didn’t lie to you.

Steve: Yes, you did.

Tony: I would describe it as….strategic – no – truthing.


Steve: Ok, do you ever have clothes on?
Tony: I’m not so uptight about nudity.

This is not about nudity, okay? This is– This is about decency. It is about privacy.

If you were so concerned with privacy and decency, why did you look?

I did not.

Yes, you did. You looked then and you’re looking now.


Tony: You know, Rogers, you’re a self-righteous son of a bitch.

Steve: [chuckles]

Tony: And don’t you laugh at me! Don’t you dare judge me!


Steve: You need to pick your battles Tony.

Tony: I’m full of rage, I’m picking all of them.


Tony: What if you were retiring, too? I mean, what would you do if your next mission was your last?

Steve: But it won’t be.

Tony: Humor me.

Steve: I have no complaints. Every day I wake up, the world sleeps a little easier.