Category: steve x tony

[Steve and Tony are making out in a broom closet]

Steve: Hold on, someone’s coming!

[they keep very quiet until the footsteps fade and then they continue making out]

[in the corridor]

Clint: They still think we don’t know, don’t they?

Natasha: Yes. Yes, they do.

Steve: Your smile? It makes my day.

Tony: Your happiness? I live for that.

Rhodey: A room? Fucking get one.

Tony: Knock, knock!

Steve: You know you can actually knock instead of saying it?

Tony: Yes, but that wouldn’t let you appreciate my voice.

Sam: Why Steve and Tony are sitting with their backs to each other?

Natasha: They had a fight.

Sam: But they’re holding hands?

Natasha: Tony gets sad when they fight.

Scott: What do you think Stark will do for a distraction?

Steve: He’ll probably, like, make noise or throw rocks. That’s what I would do.

[a building explodes and several car alarms go off]

Steve: Or he could do that…

Tony: Oh no, it’s too hot! I’m dying from the heat! Too hot!

Steve: You can’t do this every time I dress up.

Tony: Watch me.

Steve: Just promise me that you won’t do anything stupid.

Tony: You know I can never promise you that.

Steve: It was worth a shot.

Tony: What’s your type?

Steve: People who look like you.

Tony: Who looks like me then?

Steve: You could win a medal for being oblivious.

Tony: [gives Steve a box] It’s what I was gonna wear on our honeymoon night.

Steve: There’s nothing in here but lip gloss.

Tony: [smiles] Suffer.

[playing truth or dare ]

Steve: What’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?

Tony: Don’t mean to brag but I don’t need alcohol to make really bad decisions.