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Steve: You…have a face.

Tony: Yes. Yes, I do.


I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face.


Thanks, I think.


Please just accept my attempt at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing.



Steve: Bruce, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Bruce: I think-

Tony: Seventy two hours.

Bruce: How do you-

Tony: [staring into space] There’s a clown behind you.


Steve: You didn’t have a happy childhood?

Tony: My favorite toy was a blowtorch. You finish the puzzle.


Tony: Who the actual fuck?

Steve: Language!

Tony: Whomst the actual sexual intercourse.

Steve: What?


Tony: We bicker. Yeah, we bicker. It’s true.

Steve: No, I think that we debate which is a normal part of talking. 

Tony: That’s funny. That’s the same thing. Debating and arguing. It’s semantics. 

Steve: “Semantics”. Wow, I didn’t realize I was talking to a wordsmith.

Loki: [to Rhodey] They used to be lovers, yes?

Rhodey: Is it that obvious?

Loki: I have a sort of sense over these things. Also, he’s been fixated on his nips. 

[Tony and Steve continue to argue as Tony stares at Steve’s nipples.]

Loki: It’s kinda nasty to watch, isn’t it?


Steve: [trying to flirt with Tony] Has anyone ever said you remind them of Zac Efron?

Steve: [turning to Bruce] That’s a person, right? Or is it a place?


[during a fight]

Steve: Tony, what’s your status?

Tony: Single.


Steve: What could be giving you anxiety?

Tony: Um. Let’s see. Every aspect of my life?