Category: starkbucks

Regular

Tony: I’m shaking, I don’t think I’m gonna be able to sleep tonight.

Bucky: Aw! Here, Doll. I have something that will help you sleep. [he pulls out his gun] Just stick this under your pillow. You’ll sleep like a freaking baby.

Steve: Bucky, put that away!

Bucky: It’s not gonna hurt anyone. The safety’s… On!

Regular

Tony: Will you grab that jacket for me? The red one, please?

Bucky: I’m here to keep you alive, not help you shop.

Regular

Tony: I’m going to go take a shower.

Bucky: Now?

Tony:

What can I say? It’s “the model” in me.

[later]

Steve: Where’s Tony?

Bucky:

Taking a shower.

Steve:

Now?

Bucky:

[shrugs] It’s “the model” in him.

Regular

Tony: You know… you look not that bad. I mean… you got good lips. You got nice eyes. Your smile is slightly uneven, but it’s offset by a strong jaw.
Bucky: I think you’re super hot too.
Tony: Wait, do I like you?

Regular

Bucky:

I did something terrible.
Tony: It’s okay, I have a shovel.
Bucky: Wait, what? What do you think I did?
Tony:

It doesn’t matter. No one will ever know.

Regular

Tony: I need someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be Scary Bucky?

Bucky: Oh, I love being Scary Bucky. He says what Regular Bucky’s thinking.

Bucky: [as Scary Bucky] This is taking too long! I’m gonna miss the farmer’s market!

Regular

Bucky: Maybe we could run away together.
Tony: If I had a week I couldn’t list all the reasons that won’t work.

Regular

Peter: How do you ask a girl out?
Tony: It’s simple.
Bucky: Exactly. You just open the door and say, “Get out, you are bothering me.”

Regular

Bucky: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Tony: First of all, no one should ever be in those shoes.