Tony: I’m shaking, I don’t think I’m gonna be able to sleep tonight.
Bucky: Aw! Here, Doll. I have something that will help you sleep. [he pulls out his gun] Just stick this under your pillow. You’ll sleep like a freaking baby.
Steve: Bucky, put that away!
Bucky: It’s not gonna hurt anyone. The safety’s… On!
[out in public]
Tony: A kid is crying.
Bucky: It’s not one of ours.
[they fist bump]
Tony: Will you grab that jacket for me? The red one, please?
Bucky: I’m here to keep you alive, not help you shop.
Tony: I’m going to go take a shower.
What can I say? It’s “the model” in me.
Steve: Where’s Tony?
Taking a shower.
[shrugs] It’s “the model” in him.
Tony: You know… you look not that bad. I mean… you got good lips. You got nice eyes. Your smile is slightly uneven, but it’s offset by a strong jaw.
Bucky: I think you’re super hot too.
Tony: Wait, do I like you?
I did something terrible.
Tony: It’s okay, I have a shovel.
Bucky: Wait, what? What do you think I did?
It doesn’t matter. No one will ever know.
Tony: I need someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be Scary Bucky?
Bucky: Oh, I love being Scary Bucky. He says what Regular Bucky’s thinking.
Bucky: [as Scary Bucky] This is taking too long! I’m gonna miss the farmer’s market!
Bucky: Maybe we could run away together.
Tony: If I had a week I couldn’t list all the reasons that won’t work.
Peter: How do you ask a girl out?
Tony: It’s simple.
Bucky: Exactly. You just open the door and say, “Get out, you are bothering me.”
Bucky: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Tony: First of all, no one should ever be in those shoes.