Category: stark x quill

Regular

[Quill spots Tony in the main floor and walks over]

Quill: Well, well, well. What do we have here?

Tony: Zero interest.

Regular

[Tony is lying on the floor]

Quill: Stark! Stark! Are you dead?

Tony: Not yet. But I don’t want to die looking at your ugly face.

Regular

Quill: Would you believe I knocked him out with my charm?

Tony: You’re not that charming.

Regular

Quill: The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Tony: I don’t have friends. I’ve got family.

Quill:

Well, I’ve got lots of friends.

Regular

Bucky: [about Quill] All he wanted to do was get in your pants.

Tony: So? A lot of people want to.

Regular

Quill: Don’t correct me!

Tony: Don’t be wrong!

Regular

Tony: Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.

Quill: Can I pick?

Regular

Quill: I wonder if I can say something useful?

Tony: I often wonder that too.

Regular

Quill: Are you married?

Tony: [looking at Steve] Sort of.

Quill:

Sort of married? That’s like being sort of a virgin.