Category: spiderman


Peter: Mr. Barnes, how do I ask someone out?

Bucky: Well, first you-

Tony: No, don’t ask him. He asked me out in the loo.

Peter: And you said yes?


[The Avengers, Spider Man, and Loki are all watching The Lion King together]

Tony: [pauses the film on Scar]

Tony: [while pointing at the screen and looking Loki dead in the eye] That’s you.

Peter: Ohmygodhe’sright!


Tony: Be careful son.

Peter: You called me son! No take backs!

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Peter: That’s it. Dad’s cheating. 

Harley: On Strange? How can he possibly do any better? 

Peter: No, I mean on this game. No one ever beats me. 

Harley: Keep playing games with dad, and no one ever will. 


Peter: [after Tony is introduced to him] Tony Stark? The Iron Man? I’m Peter, your biggest fan!


Peter: You’re smaller than I thought.

Tony: Umm…

Peter: But that’s okay!


Tony: Petey, hide the key!

Peter: [throws the key out the window]


Peter, where’d you put the key?

Peter: Out the window.

Tony: … You threw it out the window?! We need that key!


Tony: Are you drunk?!

Peter: Is drunk when your body is a marshmallow and your head feels like a bowling ball?


Peter: You know you’re not my mother, right?

Tony: You stop acting like my child, I’ll stop acting like your mother.