Tony: I’m literally so mad at you right now. There’s nothing you can say that will make me forgive you.
Peter: But, Mr. Stark…
Tony: Okay, I forgive you, kid.
Loki: Listen, beach, we got a problem here and-
Tony: Loki, what did you just say?
Loki: … Beach?
Tony: Uh huh… And uh… How much time have you been spending with Peter?
Loki: Actually, I was watching make-up videos on youtube. I could give you cat-eye sharp enough to cut glass if you want.
Peter: Dad… About M.I.T…
Assistant: Mr. Stark, the guests are waiting.
Tony: Let them wait! I’m talking to my son.
Peter: Mr. Stark, I can explain everything!
Tony: Can you, kid? Can you?
Peter: Well…no, sir, not really…
How can anyone disrespect Happy like that I will NOT stand for this
Tony: That’s it! You’re all grounded.
Tony: Harley, no computer for you.
Tony: Peter, no seeing Ned.
Tony: And Nebula… Is there anything you love?
Tony: No vengeance for you.
Nebula: I was gonna say I’ll get you for this, but I guess that’s off the table.
Peter: Mr Stark, what is the phobia of chainsaws called?
Tony: Common sense.