Category: spiderman

Bucky: Gorgeous…

Tony: Not very gorgeous now, thanks to these wounds…

Bucky: Don’t be absurd, you are way hotter with the wounds! I swear if you weren’t in pain right now, I would-

Peter: [appears] …

Bucky: Cuddle you all night!

Tony: [laughing] Oooh! What else, what else? Do you think we can maybe… Hold hands too?

Stephen: You should stop worrying about Peter and let him lead his own life.



Tony: Do you want to follow him, or should I?

Stephen: Let’s both do it.

Tony: Shit!

Peter: Dad said a bad word!

Steve: Tony, don’t swear in front of Peter!

Tony: I’m so fucking sorry.

Tony: I’m sad.

Peter P.: I have emotional jumper cables. I’ll boost you. Just attach like this…

Tony: This is a hug.

Peter P.: Is it working?

Tony: Maybe…

Tony: That was Pete’s school calling. Apparently, he’s been using some very creative language today.

Loki: Oh. Do tell.

Tony: Well, he called his math homework a “cluster duck” and his teacher a “mother flunker.”

LLoki: Did he not call anyone a “sock sucker”? What? It’s just someone who sucks socks.

Tony: I can’t believe you’re teaching my son loophole swear words.

Loki: In my defense, “mother flunker” was entirely the little deviant’s creation. And very clever of him, I might add.

Tony: What did we learn today?

Peter: That our worst nightmares are real and we should totally be afraid of them because they ARE coming to get you.

Steve: Peter is finally starting to learn how much he can do if he really sets his mind to it.                

Tony: [taking notes] How much can he do? The more details I have, the better I can Peter-proof the compound.  

Tony: I’m literally so mad at you right now. There’s nothing you can say that will make me forgive you.

Peter: But, Mr. Stark…

Tony: Okay, I forgive you, kid.