Category: spiderman

Tony: You have to learn to love yourself.

Peter: But Mr. Stark, don’t you hate yourself?

Tony: This is about you. Stay focused.

Peter: [sits down and stares at the wall]

Tony: Pete? What’s wrong?

Peter: Mr. Stark, did you know that ‘rap’ stands for ‘rhyme and poetry’?

Tony: [sits down and joins Peter in staring at the wall]

Peter: Anyone who owns a salt lamp and says they never licked it is a liar and can’t be trusted!

Tony: …

Tony: What the fuck, Peter…?

Tony: What are you doing?

Peter: [spreading toothpaste on toast] I’m multitasking.

Peter: Oh fiddle sticks! Oh diddly gee golly gosh goldarnit! That really ruffles my feathers! Really dills my pickle!

Tony: [crying in the corner] Please, just say F U C K…

Peter: [to Thanos] You…you…you rude person!

Thanos: …

Tony: [drily] Go easy on him, Kid.

Peter: Mr. Stark, do you know anything about huge explosions? Specifically, how to make one?

Tony: Explosions? What is this for?

Peter: …Fun.