Category: spiderman

Regular

Tony: [drops something] …When will death take me?

Peter: [googling “how to tell if someone has depression”]

Regular

Regular

Peter: Hey, Mr. Stark? Should we get our fortunes read?

Tony: I’ll pass… Knowing the present is bad enough.

Regular

Regular

Peter: I know you’ll say the exact right thing to make me feel better.

Tony: … There. There.

Peter: You are so wise.

Regular

Peter: Mr. Barnes, how do I ask someone out?

Bucky: Well, first you-

Tony: No, don’t ask him. He asked me out in the loo.

Peter: And you said yes?

Regular

[The Avengers, Spider Man, and Loki are all watching The Lion King together]

Tony: [pauses the film on Scar]

Tony: [while pointing at the screen and looking Loki dead in the eye] That’s you.

Peter: Ohmygodhe’sright!

Regular

Tony: Be careful son.

Peter: You called me son! No take backs!

Thanks for the advice guys I’ve decided to kee…

Thanks for the advice guys I’ve decided to keep the username here’s another heartbreaking meme because why not

Photo

Photo