Category: shameless self reblog

Tony before his morning coffee

[to Clint]: Fuck you
[to Steve]: Fuck you
[to Bucky]: Fuck me
[to Sam]: Fuck you
[to Natasha]: Morning Nat

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Tony: Fuck you!
Bucky: When and where?
Tony:

No, seriously! FUCK YOU!
Bucky:

Yeah, and I said WHEN and fucking WHERE!!
Tony:

NEVER! And NOWHERE!
Bucky: So… My room my room in ten?
Tony:


Bucky: …
Tony:

Fuck it, yes!

Conversation

Tony: [offended] Hey! Fuck you!
Bucky: [winking] Fuck you back!

Conversation

Bucky: Well if I wasn’t your first, at least I can be your last.
Tony: Why? Are you going to fuck and kill me later?

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Bucky: I just walked into a room at this party and Tony yelled “dibs!”…

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Sam: [about Tony]  Why does he always look like he’s walking in slow-mo?

Bucky: You see it too?

Sam: And he always looks disheveled, but not too disheveled.

Bucky: Right? He’s the reason I believe in God.

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Peter: Am I in trouble?
Tony: Have a guess.
Peter: No?
Tony: Have another guess.

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Tony: You weren’t able to talk sense into him?
Bucky: Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death.
Tony: I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.

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Steve: We, Avengers, are a family. Families talk about things.
Tony: No! Families ignore things until they go away.

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Tony: [hugs Bucky from behind] I love you.
Tony: [whispers into Bucky’s ear] But if you ever drink my coffee again, I will destroy you.