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I love him so much, but I think I’m going to d…

I love him so much, but I think I’m going to draw a mustache on his face…

Conversation

Tony: From now on, we will be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle 1.
Tony: Steve is “Been There, Done That”.
Tony: Bucky is “Currently Doing That”.
Tony: T’Challa is “It Happened Once in a Dream”.
Tony: Natasha code name is “If I Had To Pick a Girl”.
Tony: Sam is “Eagle Two”.
Sam: Oh thank God.

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incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Steve: What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Tony: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.
Steve:

Alright, I’ll ask Natasha.

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Bucky: I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
Tony: Babe, don’t say it like that!
Bucky: I’m sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.

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Tony: Would you consider us adorable?
Rhodey: No, we’re adult men.

RhodeyWe’re cute.

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Bucky: [while he’s looking at Tony] Well, isn’t my baby so hot?
Steve: He’s not bad.
Bucky: Not bad? What the fuck? He’s the hottest, period.
Steve: Okay, whatever you say.
Bucky: …Did you agree with me?
Steve:  …Buck, please-
Bucky: [glares] He’s mine, back off.

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[Bodyguard AU]

Bucky: [about Peter and Harley] Mr. Stark, I will personally make sure your kids are…
[Dum-E tugs his ear]
Bucky: Oh, my God!
Tony: [takes Dum-E away] Sorry, that’s Dummy..
Bucky: He tugged my ear!
Tony: I know. He thinks he’s a guard dog.

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Tony: Rhodey, you coming?
Rhodey: Of course I’m coming! Can’t let you go on your own, you’re gonna get killed.

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Steve: [hugging Tony] That’s my boyfriend!

Clint: Get a room!

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[Tony jumps as Bucky just grabbed his behind]
Bucky: I’ve been waiting all week to do that.
Sam: Get a grip, man.
Bucky: Well, I thought I just did.
[Tony slaps him]