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Tony: I don’t need to go to bed. I’m not tired. I’ll be fine.

Bucky: But, Doll, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Tony: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Bucky: Is it working?

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Tony: I have a problem with this guy…

Bucky: Stab him.

Tony: No! I want to be gentle!

Bucky: Alright then, gently stab him.

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Rhodey: I hate him.
Tony: Me too.
Rhodey: You have no idea who I’m talking about.
Tony:

Solidarity, platypus.

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Steve: What could be giving you anxiety?

Tony: Um. Let’s see. Every aspect of my life?

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Bucky: Stevie, if I had to stay away from every hot guy you’ve ever offended, I would never have a date in this city! Tony, I am perfectly capable of screwing up a relationship all on my own, and I would really like to screw this one up with you. And if that’s not a good enough reason, I got, like, 5 more just ready to go.

Conversation

Steve: Tony, I love you. I mean… I missed you so much these past few months, and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then… I suddenly realized that… there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.
Stephen: [interrupts] Kind of a step from the toes of what I was gonna say.
Steve: [to Stephen] Sorry Stephen, but he really has to know this.
Stephen: [to Steve] Alright, but after this, I want to see you outside…

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Tony: [after returning from a date with Strange] Ok, look, I know what you guys are gonna say.

Clint: You two would have very hairy children.

Tony: Okay, I didn’t know you would say that.

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Tony: Hey, guys. How’s the bonding going?
Steve: [to Stephen] You’re the worst!
Stephen: [to Steve] You sicken me!
Tony: I see…

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Steve: Can the sarcasm.
Tony: Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

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Rhodey: Did Tony just run by here wearing a bikini top?
Pepper: And a hula skirt?
Rhodey: Yeah…
Pepper: He did.