Quill: [flirts with Tony]
Bucky: [staring at them silently]
Sam: You’re really quiet today, Barnes.
Bucky: [still staring] Nobody plans a murder out loud.
Sam: [looking at Tony and Pepper who hug for last ten minutes] What’s the matter with them?
Bucky: I don’t know. I think maybe one of them is dying. I kind of hope it’s the girl.
Sam: [stares at him]
Bucky: The guy is really cute!
Steve: [sighs dreamily]
Sam: What’s got Steve so happy?
Natasha: Last night Tony got so drunk he couldn’t recognize Steve. Steve tried to take his shirt off to get him changed but Tony slapped his hand away and said: “Stop! I’m married!”.
Bucky: You know what I really like in Tony?
Sam: No. What?
Bucky: My fingers.
[Steve doesn’t take Tony’s impending wedding to Dr Strange really well]
Steve: [rambling to Sam] I mean, hey, I like Tony as much as the next guy, you know. Clearly, I have feelings for him but feelings don’t mean love. You know, do I still have loving feelings for Tony? Yeah. But that doesn’t mean I am still IN love with him. I mean, I have sexual feelings for him but I DO love him…Oh my God. Why didn’t you tell me?!
Sam: We thought you knew!
Sam: Yeah, we all know, we talk about it all the time!
Tony: Can we not do this in front of our friends?
Bucky: Friends? I only tolerate Sam and Clint is basically a pet.
Sam: Is there a party this weekend?
Tony: Yeah. Of course there is. Do you want to come?
Sam: No, I can’t. Ahhh. I just need to know where it is. Sorry to be asking.
Tony: Then why are you asking?
Sam: Some people want to know.
Tony: OK. Yeah. It’s no big secret. It’s at the Blue Oyster Bar on Howell.
[Captain America and the Winter Soldier walk into a bar…]