Category: rhodey

Police officer: You have the right to remain silent.

Tony: Yeah, but do I have the ability?

Rhodes: Tones, please…

Steve: Your smile? It makes my day.

Tony: Your happiness? I live for that.

Rhodey: A room? Fucking get one.

Rhodey: You’re cooking?

Tony: Yup!

Rhodey: Are you sure that’s a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows.

Rhodey: What happened there, Tones? Hit another bridge whilst flying?

Tony: That happened one time, Rhodey.

Rhodey: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart, and capacity to feel.

Tony: You take that back.

Tony: This is horrible. This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me…

Rhodey: Even more humiliating than-

Tony: Let’s not do this.

Rhodey: It’s time to do what you do best, Tones.

Tony: Get on people’s nerves?

Rhodey: Exactly!

Rhodey: Tony! Be careful.

Tony: Well, you know me, Platypus.

Rhodey: Sure do.

Rhodey: So be careful.