Category: rhodey

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Tony: This is horrible. This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me…

Rhodey: Even more humiliating than-

Tony: Let’s not do this.

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Rhodey: It’s time to do what you do best, Tones.

Tony: Get on people’s nerves?

Rhodey: Exactly!

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Rhodey: Tony! Be careful.

Tony: Well, you know me, Platypus.

Rhodey: Sure do.

Rhodey: So be careful.

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Tony: You actually care about me?

Rhodey: Of course I do, you dumbass bitch.

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Rhodey: [officiating at Tony and Stephen’s wedding] I have watched your childish rivalry turn grow into a childish courtship, and now I am proud to witness that childish courtship blossom into what will undoubtedly be a childish marriage.

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[Tony bursts in, obviously drunk]

Tony: Yo- hooo!

Rhodey: Where the hell’ve you been?

Tony: Ty and I just crashed an embassy party.

Rhodey: Are you drunk?!

Tony: Noooo! [comes closer and whispers] I’m lying. I am so drunk.

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Rhodey: Tony! Come over here!

[Tony walks over, head hanging in shame]

Rhodey: Look me in the eye. Did you sleep with Bucky Barnes?

Tony: A little.

Rhodey: Tony!

Tony: Clint made me do it!

Rhodey: Don’t you have a mind of your own? If someone told you to drink the whole liquor cabinet would you?

Tony: Ok, who blabbed?!