Category: rhodey x tony

Regular

Tony: When I was ten years old, I built a hugging machine.

Rhodey: A hugging machine?

Tony: Yeah. I got a dressmaker’s mannequin, I stuffed it with an electric blanket so it would be warm, and I built two radio-controlled arms that would hug me and pat my back.

Regular

Pepper: Look, I know you’re busy, but I’m… I’m worried about Tony.

Rhodey: Really? Why?

Pepper: Last night he was just whisked away by a couple of federal agents… Then when I talked to him today, he was nice, sincere, no smart-ass quips. So, something is definitely wrong.

Regular

Tony: I can’t expresso how much you bean to me.

Rhodey: Tones, please…

Regular

Tony: What’s wrong with the plan?

Rhodey: Tones, this could be the stupidest plan we’ve ever come up with. You’re aware of that, right?

Tony: …I’m aware it’s not our best.

Regular

Tony: [after being injured in a fight] I want you to avenge me, Platypus.

Rhodey: You’re not dying.

Tony: Avenge me!

Regular

Rhodey: Come on, Tones. Could you just tell me what this is all about?

Tony: Not until I know I’m right. Which… I am. You should know you’re engaged to a genius.

Rhodey: Yes, a genius at annoying me.

Regular

Tony: We’re gonna jump.

Rhodey:

Are you out of your fuckin’ mind?

Tony: C’mon, it’s the only way.

Rhodey:

Uh-uh.

Tony:

You’re gonna get shot up here.

Rhodey:

Well, you’re gonna get squashed down there.

Tony:

I’d rather be squashed than shot.

Rhodey:

Not me.

Tony:

Fine, then.

Regular

Tony: I don’t give a damn.

Rhodey: You give so many damns they’re visible from space.

Regular

Tony: You know what they say, panicking burns a shit-ton of calories.

Rhodey: Who even says that?

Tony: Me. Just now.

Regular

Rhodey: Pepper! Pepper, it’s Tony, he’s back!

Pepper: Thank God he’s back alive, I’m gonna kill him!