Tony: And now welcome to the first annual affection games, remember this fight is to the surrender not the death. If you kill someone you’re disqualified.
Everyone: [grumbles unintelligible curses under their breath]
Tony: [continuing his introduction] Winner will get 5 kisses and a movie night of cuddles.
Bucky: Y’all are going down.
Steve: You wish! I’m winning this obviously.
Loki: Foolish mortals, do you truly believe you can beat a god?
Pepper: [glares at them all until they back off, then carries Tony away bridal style into the sunset]