Tony: [appears in Bucky’s field of vision] Bucky: [internally] My favorite genius has arrived. He’s cute and smart and my favorite. I must greet thim in a manner indicative of my appreciation for his existence. Bucky: Hey nerd.
Tony: [interanlly] oh gosh the sexy murder kitten! I gotta respond in a super cool, totally flirtatious way.
The thing I hate about Tony Stark is that he’s dead. That bitch really just decided to sacrifice himself and snapped ???? The audacity????? So rude????? Didn’t even ask how everyone would feel??? I didn’t authorise that and he did it anyway what an asshole?? I expect a full resurrection by 9am tomorrow in my office. Fix this, bitch.
Tony: I could get killed. Or even worse, Cap could give me a lecture on responsibility again.
That’s not worse @tony-stark-speaks you dying is worse. How many times do I have to tell you that your safety is important and you need to take more responsibly on taking care of yourself on and off the field.