Category: reblog

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tonystarkhd:

tonystarktogo:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

hot take: thanos knew about tony from that one planet he visited where everyone worshipped tony as a god, thats why thanos felt threatened by tony cause he tries so damn hard to be seen as god by killing millions and still fails at it but this fucking mortal from Unimportant Rock #23 has a whole fucking alien race worshipping him even though theyve never even seen him

thanos: what do you mean, you dont know that you are worshipped as god by an entire alien race

tony: i have nothing to do with it

thanos, eye twitching, strangled voice: youre telling me, you became god, by accident??

tony: i guess?

thanos: thi s is fine 🙂

guys i just read up on the Stark race and it says theyre 6 feet tall on average and their bodies are bionic,, theres a whole race of 6ft tall motherfuckers that worship tony stark thats incredible but also fucking terrifying

peter, starry-eyed: are you really a god, mister stark?

tony: naaah, i have no idea what that guy’s talking about. tall, violet and god-complex over there must confuse me with someone else.

*two days later, an army of 6ft tall, built-as-fuck, we-mean-business alien warriors is camping outside SI, ready to follow their god into battle*

narrator: he did not.

someone!!!!! write a fic!!!!!!!!!

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stark-tony:

tony, who has been spending way too much time with peter: ok so steve you’re going to yeet nat over to that ledge

the avengers:

the avengers: what

😂

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whoopace-kosi:

Bucky: *opens shower curtain* What do you want for breakfast?

Tony: Privacy!

Omg xD

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whoopace-kosi:

Peter: *sneaking in through his window*

Aunt May: *turning in her chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?

Peter: I-I was with Tony?

Tony: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

Busted 😂

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incorrect-winteriron:

Bucky: What are you drinking?

Tony: Vodka.

Bucky: Straight?

Tony: No, bi.

Bucky: NOT YOU, THE VODKA.

😂

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stuckonylove:

Imagine Bucky upgrading his education

Tony: If you get it right I’ll reward you

Bucky: *Concentrates on the math problem and solves it*

Tony: Good job! Here, a candy for you

Bucky: *stares* This is not what I, uhm, was expecting to get

Tony: What do you want?

Bucky: Well, uhm, something more

Tony: Oh *gives another candy*

Bucky: *Screams internally*

Fuck… Poor Bucky 😂

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wecollectnightmares:

Tony: You know how some days you just want to stab someone?

Bucky: Yeah, and then I remember that I’m a highly trained international assassin that can get away with it so I do.

Tony: …*blinks slowly*…

Bucky: There someone you want me to stab for you doll?

Steve somewhere far away: Bucky Noooo!

Bucky, yes!

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semi-stable100yearoldjerk:

*Bucky near Steve*

The Winter Soldier in Bucky’s mind: Stab him. Right in the throat- right now, he won’t expect it, I hate him-

*Bucky near Natasha*

The Winter Soldier: She’s a threat. A dangerous threat who needs to be watched always, did you see that? She made a sudden movement, she could be attacking-

*Bucky near Tony*

The Winter Soldier: He needs to be protected, glare at anyone that gets near him. You stay right over there Rogers- don’t you dare touch this tiny, beautiful man.

I like this version of Winter Soldier

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hawkbucks:

Steve: I was texting Tony one day and I accidentally typed “Tiny” instead of “Tony” but then I thought, what’s the difference?

Tony:

Tony: Rogers, I will kick your shins–

Tiny Snark 💙

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hawkbucks:

Tony: There are only two people in this entire world I trust with the settings on my coffee maker and one of them is me.

Tony:

Tony: The other is Rhodey.