Category: reblog

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winteriron-trash:

Bucky: I love you so much.

Tony: I love you too.

Bucky: This is real.

Tony: I know.

Bucky: You’re my husband.

Tony: You’re my husband.

Bucky: You married me in front of people.

Tony: I did. I was there.

Dorks

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tony-luvv:

Bucky: I will kill for some coffee right now.

Tony: *lying in bed next to him* I think you mean ‘would,’ you ‘would kill’ James.

Bucky: No. I meant what I said, I will commit a murder in the next five minutes if I don’t get some coffee.

Tony: Sure, honey *yawns and curls up under the covers* whatever you say.

-7 minutes later in the common kitchen-

Steve: Where’s Bucky? We’re going to be late for our run. JARVIS where’s Buck?

JARVIS: Mr. Barnes is preoccupied.

Steve: Doing what?

JARVIS:…in Mr. Barnes own words, ‘Murdering some ass.’

😂

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marvellokilove:

Tony: I’m very upset. There’s nothing that can make me feel better.

Strange: *Brings Peter in*

Tony, trying to hold back a smile: Fuck

💙💙💙

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marvel-tweets-and-texts:

Original post by @incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes

😍😍😍

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mother-shipper:

Photos of Bucky and Tony kissing leak. The public is in an uproar because TONY STARK IS CHEATING ON AMERICA’S SWEETHEART, CAPTAIN AMERICA WITH HIS BEST FIREND!!! HE’S CORRUPTED ANOTHER GREAT AMERICAN SYMBOL!

Tony: We might have to make a public statement about this.

Steve: Oh man. We better talk to Bucky about it first.

Tony: Yeah. I’m worried about how he’s going to handle being in the public eye like this.

Steve: I know. I hope he hasn’t seen it yet. I don’t know if he’s mentally prepared for this kind of attention.

Clint: Uh, guys?

Bucky on TV fighting off a reporter frantically grabbing for her microphone back.

Buck: … that’s why none of you deserve Tony Stark. And another thing! Me and Steve were gay as fuck before Tony and anyone who says they never sucked a dick during the war is a god damn liar!

Go Bucky~!

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live-love-slash:

*Tony bent over a work bench tinkering away*

Bucky: *Elbows Steve* DIBS

Steve: You can’t call dibs on my husband

Bucky:………….Halvsies?

OMG, Bucky ‼‼‼

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monobuu:

[after accidentally shooting Bucky during a mission]

Tony: Come on, I’ll give you a ride home.

Bucky: I should hope so, after crippling me.

Tony: Oh my god, I barely grazed you.

Bucky: It hurts really bad, I can barely stand.

Tony: Wuss.

😹😹😹

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ironstrangely:

Stephen: You know it’s really not that hard to abstain from touching alien artifacts

Tony: I feel like this is gonna be a jab at me

Stephen: And what’s also not that hard is keeping your goD DAMN HAND OUT OF THE GLOWING VASE

Tony: There it is

Well, he’s right.

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tonys-stank:

Stephen: fuck you

Tony: you wish you could

Stephen:

Tony:

Stephen:

Tony: so are we gonna do this or what

😂😂😂

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im-tops-bottom:

incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

[darkness]

Tony: [he froze after someone grabbed his hand]

Winter: Relax, just me.

Tony: Funnily enough that was my “worst case” scenario.

Winter: what was the best case scenario?

Tony: Steve

Winter: right *already planning Steve’s death* I see