Category: reblog

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hawkbucks:

Bucky: Call me vibranium.

Bucky: ‘Cause I’m real hard right now.

Tony:

Tony: I want a divorce.

Aww, poor Tony xD

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hawkbucks:

Bucky: So, you’re sayin’ I can kiss you?

Tony: You don’t… you don’t have to ask.

Bucky: I don’t wanna assume.

Tony:

Tony: You do realize we’ve been together for nearly 2 years, right.

Tony: Barnes, we share a bed.

I’m dying 😂

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hawkbucks:

Rhodey, on the comms with Tony: Why are you flying over New York with every single light on your suit cranked up to 11?

Tony: It’s bi visibility day.

Tony: And I wanna be visible.

Well, there’s nothing else to add, it’s already perfect.

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incorrect-winteriron:

Steve, teasingly: Can’t tie your shoes?

Bucky: Can’t tie my shoes but I can fuck your ex!

Go Bucky!

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stan-ironman:

Me, over the intercom at a grocery store: This goes to Anthony Edward Stark. If you’re out there, I love you babe. You’re doing great, sweetie.

Amen

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stan-ironman:

Rhodey: You need to take care of yourself, man.

Tony, drinking his nth cup of coffee, having not slept for a week straight: I am the pinnacle of health.

Liar liar 👖🔥

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powerstrangerdacre:

Tony: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!

Loki: I may or may not have aggressively poked Thor with a dagger.

Tony: YOU STABBED THOR?!

Loki: No no, aggressively poked him with a dagger.

That’s how he shows he loves someone xD

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royaitrash:

Based on another post by @irnstrange

Ouch xD

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lovelyirony:

steve: hey bucky wanna hang out 

bucky on tony’s lap, wearing versace: perhaps another time 

💙💙💙

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incorrect-winteriron:

Peter: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Rhodey: My favourite is ‘butt dial’ VS ‘booty call’.

Peter: It’s called connotation.

Tony: Also ‘forgive me father, for I have sinned’

Tony, smirking at Bucky: VS ‘sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty’.

Steve: Great news, language is now cancelled!

😏