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juizyya:am i a joke to you? Tiny Snark

juizyya:

am i a joke to you?

Tiny Snark

Regular

monobuu:

Tony: I’m running background checks on all the male residents.

Steve: Good. Check wider in New Mexico for similar crimes.

Tony: Wish you, command me. I shall call you the moment I have anything to contribute or an overwhelming desire to speak to my beautiful Bucky Barnes, whichever comes first.

Steve: Lemme guess who’ll win that race.

Tony: Mm-hmm, and you’d be right.

Aww

Regular

starkravinghazelnuts:

Tony: [is dying] pepper…. pepper i’m dy–

Pepper: i think the fuck not

Tony: [instantly recovers 100%] you’re right i’m dumb lol my bad 

XD

Regular

fandomquotesthatareincorrect:

Bucky: Tony’s so cute when he’s angry

Steve: Pfft, Tony’s always cute. He can’t do anything without being cute.

Steve (muttering): Stupid cute

Regular

disaster-dan:

Tony: YOU SUCK

Bucky: LIKE YOU DID LAST NIGHT?

Don’t provoke him, small things are vicious.

Regular

hydra-trash-gal:

Steve: you know, you often use humor to deflect serious trauma

Tony: thank you

Steve: I didn’t say that was a good thing

Tony: what I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny

Regular

stuckonylove:

Natasha: You look fancy. Got a hot date?

Tony: No, but the guys I’m dating do.

Steve/Bucky/Stephen: *offended noises*

😂

Regular

extremistonystark:

tony, trying to flirt: you have really great hair.

bucky, trying to flirt back: thanks, i grow it myself.

At least, they tried.

Regular

ashtheweird:

Tony : I have to stop asking people how stupid they can be.

Bucky : why?

Tony : they’re starting to take it as a challenge.

Unfortunately, they do.

Regular

theanamalk:

Tony, bursting into the room: it’s missing!

Pepper, turned away: what’s missing?

Tony, exasperated: t-the thing!

Pepper, turning with baby Morgan in her arms: what thing?

Tony, relaxing: oh! You have it.

Pepper: wh-

Pepper: YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?

OMG 😂