Category: peter quill

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[Quill spots Tony in the main floor and walks over]

Quill: Well, well, well. What do we have here?

Tony: Zero interest.

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[Tony is lying on the floor]

Quill: Stark! Stark! Are you dead?

Tony: Not yet. But I don’t want to die looking at your ugly face.

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Quill: Would you believe I knocked him out with my charm?

Tony: You’re not that charming.

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Quill: The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Tony: I don’t have friends. I’ve got family.

Quill:

Well, I’ve got lots of friends.

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Bucky: [about Quill] All he wanted to do was get in your pants.

Tony: So? A lot of people want to.

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Tony: If I were a woman, how would you all react?

Strange: Probably like that guy from Hunchback of Notre Dame when he saw the hot chick doing bad ass stuff…

Everyone: Agreed.

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Quill: Don’t correct me!

Tony: Don’t be wrong!

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Tony: Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.

Quill: Can I pick?

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Quill: I wonder if I can say something useful?

Tony: I often wonder that too.