Tony: If I were a woman, how would you all react?
Strange: Probably like that guy from Hunchback of Notre Dame when he saw the hot chick doing bad ass stuff…
Quill: Don’t correct me!
Tony: Don’t be wrong!
Tony: Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.
Quill: Can I pick?
Tony: You’re like the sun to me.
Tony: Because I can’t stand looking at you.
Quill: I wonder if I can say something useful?
Tony: I often wonder that too.
Quill: Are you married?
Tony: [looking at Steve] Sort of.
Sort of married? That’s like being sort of a virgin.
Tony: There are over 1 million words and none of them can describe how much I want to hit your face with a chair.
Strange: [to Tony] L is for the way you look at me.
O is for the only one I see!
V is very very, extra ordinary!
[to Tony, deadly serious]
E is for egg.
Nothing I just wanted to call you babe.
Quill: Anyone under 5’8 can’t talk about fighting someone. What are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?
Tony: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.