[The Avengers, Spider Man, and Loki are all watching The Lion King together]
Tony: [pauses the film on Scar]
Tony: [while pointing at the screen and looking Loki dead in the eye] That’s you.
Tony: Be careful son.
Peter: You called me son! No take backs!
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Peter: That’s it. Dad’s cheating.
Harley: On Strange? How can he possibly do any better?
Peter: No, I mean on this game. No one ever beats me.
Harley: Keep playing games with dad, and no one ever will.
Peter: [after Tony is introduced to him] Tony Stark? The Iron Man? I’m Peter, your biggest fan!
Peter: You’re smaller than I thought.
Peter: But that’s okay!
Tony: Petey, hide the key!
Peter: [throws the key out the window]
Peter, where’d you put the key?
Peter: Out the window.
Tony: … You threw it out the window?! We need that key!
Tony: Are you drunk?!
Peter: Is drunk when your body is a marshmallow and your head feels like a bowling ball?