Tony: At my funeral, there’s going to be a closed casket, and then it’ll be open to reveal that I’m not inside. Instead, they’ll turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song is playing.
Tony: Never mind. Pepper says I can’t do that.
Pepper: Look, I know you’re busy, but I’m… I’m worried about Tony.
Rhodey: Really? Why?
Pepper: Last night he was just whisked away by a couple of federal agents… Then when I talked to him today, he was nice, sincere, no smart-ass quips. So, something is definitely wrong.
And how exactly will you stop me?
Steve: I’ll call Miss Potts.
Tony: … Goddamnit.
Rhodey: Pepper! Pepper, it’s Tony, he’s back!
Pepper: Thank God he’s back alive, I’m gonna kill him!
Tony: Yeah, Pepper’s mad at me right now, but I have a few tricks up my sleeve. I don’t want to brag but, I have a lot of experience with women being mad at me.