Category: pepperony

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Pepper: I try getting her to say “mama” for a year and nothing, but Tony says “fuck” just once and Morgan won’t stop repeating it.

Tony: You just lack my natural charisma.

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Tony: I’m a responsible adult.

Pepper: [raises an eyebrow]

Tony: I’m an adult.

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How is this even a question

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I will repost any tweet with these 3 faces

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Tony: All I wanted was a place where people would care about me.

Pepper: You have that here, you stupid ass!

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Tony: And now welcome to the first annual affection games, remember this fight is to the surrender not the death. If you kill someone you’re disqualified.

Everyone: [grumbles unintelligible curses under their breath]

Tony: [continuing his introduction] Winner will get 5 kisses and a movie night of cuddles.

Bucky: Y’all are going down.

Steve: You wish! I’m winning this obviously.

Loki: Foolish mortals, do you truly believe you can beat a god?

Pepper: [glares at them all until they back off, then carries Tony away bridal style into the sunset]