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Clint: I can’t tell whom you’re teasing. Is it Steve or Tony?

Natasha: Yes.

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[before Peter first date]
Peter: Did you leave Johnny with dad? Pops, this is so embarasing!
Steve: Peter, your father would never do anyth- [AC/DC in the background] I stand corrected…

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Tony: [trying to walk with broken leg] I got this!
Bucky: No, you don’t. Let me help you.
Tony: No, I got this!
Bucky: I don’t have time for this, I’m gonna help you.
Tony: No! Let go!
Bucky: [helps him get to the couch] See?

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Bucky: Can I eat kangaroo meat?
Tony: Yep.
Bucky: Can I eat a crocodile?
Tony: Why not?
Bucky: What about a koala?
Tony: NO! What’s wrong with you?! You sicko!

Tony: [about Peter] Has anyone seen my son?!Tony: [after few seconds] Oh god… This father’s…

Tony: [about Peter] Has anyone seen my son?!
Tony: [after few seconds] Oh god… This father’s adrenaline is kicking in!

Quill: [in the middle of the night] Do you think pigeons have feelings?Tony: I’m gonna give you one…

Quill: [in the middle of the night] Do you think pigeons have feelings?
Tony: I’m gonna give you one more chance to shut the hell up.

Tony: [trying to walk with broken leg] I got this!Bucky: No, you don’t. Let me help you.Tony:…

Tony: [trying to walk with broken leg] I got this!
Bucky: No, you don’t. Let me help you.
Tony: No, I got this!
Bucky: I don’t have time for this, I’m gonna help you.
Tony: No! Let go!
Bucky: [helps him get to the couch] See?