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Tony: Future husband say what!

Steve: What?

Tony: [internally] Nailed it.

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Tony: I could honestly go for a snack right now…

Bucky: [bursting into the room] You called?

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Tony: No, don’t do that, that’s a stupid idea!

Steve: No, it’s a fantastic idea. Come on, live a little!

Clint: [to Natasha] So… They’ve been body-swapped?

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Steve: Do you like my outfit?

Tony: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.

Steve: Tony!

Tony: No, I need your chair. Get up.

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Bucky: Steve, I have a crush… On Tony.

Steve: Same.

Bucky: …What?

Clint: Get with the times, Barnes. Everybody has a crush on Stark.

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Tony: You know, you can solve your problems without threats.

Loki: Okay, but consider, I’m really, really good at threats.

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Tony: My heart says yes but Steve says no.

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Steve: [hugging Tony] That’s my boyfriend!

Clint: Get a room!

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Quill: [while they’re kidnapped] Do we have a way out of here?
Tony: Relax, I’m a professional.
Quill: That’s not a yes!
Tony:

It’s not a no!

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Rhodey: [about Tony, when he’s doing something stupid] If this keeps going on, I will divorce him.
Pepper: You’re not married to him.
Rhodey: No, I… suppose I’m not.