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Tony: [looking at Bucky] Who’s that guy?

Clint: That’s Barnes.

Tony: He’s handsome.

Clint: He’s dangerous.

Tony: Now he’s even more handsome.

Tony before his morning coffee

[to Clint]: Fuck you
[to Steve]: Fuck you
[to Bucky]: Fuck me
[to Sam]: Fuck you
[to Natasha]: Morning Nat

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Tony: Fuck you!
Bucky: When and where?
Tony:

No, seriously! FUCK YOU!
Bucky:

Yeah, and I said WHEN and fucking WHERE!!
Tony:

NEVER! And NOWHERE!
Bucky: So… My room my room in ten?
Tony:


Bucky: …
Tony:

Fuck it, yes!

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Tony: [mumbling in Latin]

Loki: Listen, for the last time, I’m not a demon, and you can’t exorcise me.

Tony: [while crossing number 5 off the list] It was worth a try.

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Tony: I want you to take me to art museums and make out with me.

Steve: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

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Peter: Am I in trouble?
Tony: Have a guess.
Peter: No?
Tony: Have another guess.

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Tony: [hugs Bucky from behind] I love you.
Tony: [whispers into Bucky’s ear] But if you ever drink my coffee again, I will destroy you.

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Tony: I wish that you could block people in real life.
Steve: Restraining order.
Bucky: Murder.

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Tony: I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic.

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Natasha: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Tony: We have three.

Bucky: Pick your favourite.