Steve: I am back with the Avengers and Tony is in charge but we’re married so it’s kosher and awesome. We live together…
Tony: … and work together.
Steve: And we’re so…
Steve and Tony: in sync.
Tony: That we finish each others…
Steve: Sentences! We rehearsed that at home. Naked in bed.
[Steve and Tony high five each other.]
Tony: I’m sorry, Steve. He wins. I can’t resist him.
Steve: Tony, you have to.
Loki: Stay out of this! This is our relationship. He’s my man and we have something twisted and beautiful. Oh… you want Tony. That’s what this is all about.
Steve: No, that’s insane…. fine, I had one dream, but no, no.
Pepper and Rhodey are in charge of Tony's future suitors. Wanna an in with Tony? You must impress his number one girl and number one guy first.
Rhodey: I just want you to know that I used to think there was no man or woman on this world good enough for Tony…
Rhodey: …And I still think that.
Hammer: How much did you pay for this?
Tony: Irrelevant. I would pay any amount of money to properly shame you.
Clint: It’s nice to see you again!
Tony: … Are you talking to my butt?
I love him so much, but I think I’m going to draw a mustache on his face…
Tony: From now on, we will be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle 1.
Tony: Steve is “Been There, Done That”.
Tony: Bucky is “Currently Doing That”.
Tony: T’Challa is “It Happened Once in a Dream”.
Tony: Natasha code name is “If I Had To Pick a Girl”.
Tony: Sam is “Eagle Two”.
Sam: Oh thank God.
Tony: I could get killed. Or even worse, Cap could give me a lecture on responsibility again.
Tony: Clint, what do you think?
Clint: I think you should get a Hello Kitty tattoo.
Tony: No, I mean, what do you think about the tower?
Clint: Oh, I think you should burn the whole building down to get insurance money.