Tony: What are we gonna do?
Bucky: Aw, what are you worried about? You’re so small that they probably won’t even see you.
Tony: Seriously, Barnes? Is this really the time to be making short jokes?
Bucky: Doll, there’s never not a time, because just like you, life is short.
Steve: I LOST TONY!
Bucky: Well, he’s small.
Sam: Did you check behind a potted plant?
Bucky: Or perhaps a family sized can of tomatoes?
Clint: I’m pranking Scott
for April Fool’s Day.
Tony: It’s November.
Clint: Yeah, exactly! April’s when people expect to be pranked, but if I do it today – WHAMO! It’s like a baby with a mustache you don’t see coming.
[Bucky is lying on the ground, injured]
Bucky: [outstretches his arm] Tony…
Tony: [clasps his hand] What is it Buckaroo?
Bucky: Tony, if… if I die…
Tony: I won’t let that happen-
Bucky: Just listen… if… if I die…
Bucky: [whispers] I’ll still be taller than you
Tony: I’m a responsible adult.
Pepper: [raises an eyebrow]
Tony: I’m an adult.