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Steve: Okay, you and Clint follow Crossbones.

Natasha: Right, and you and Tony follow your hearts.

Steve: No, we’re gonna stay with Reaper–

Natasha: –and each other forever.

Steve: Come on!

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[Endgame reunion]

Natasha: Oh my god, so, Steve and Tony are about to kiss for the first time in years.

Tony: So you’re all just going to watch us?

Bucky: Yes. Now get to it.

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Tony: I’ll always be one step ahead of you, you can’t surprise me. Ya bore me.

Bucky: Look, there are three of them, the only way we’re gonna win is if we team up.

Tony: Good point. I guess my response is… ROT IN HELL CRAP-FACE!

Bucky: [gasp]

Tony: Also, I love you and I treasure you. And ya bore me!

Bucky: God you’re being so mean. …do it more.

Tony: [whispers] I hope you die.

Bucky: [melts]

Tony: Bye~!

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Tony: Hey, I just wanted to make sure you’re okay, because you’re sharpening that knife very intensely.

Bucky: [lifts up knife] It makes me feel better.

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Steve: Okay, so does everyone know what they’re doing?

Tony: Are you talking about the run through or in general?

Steve: The run through.

Tony: [sighs in relief]

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Tony: [looking at a broken coffemaker] Whoever did this, come forward and all will be forgiven.

Avengers: …

Tony: Smart, you knew I would never forgive you.

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Tony: What’s your favorite movie?

Loki: Robocop. It’s got everything I like: gratuitous violence.

Tony: Oh, I thought you were listing things.

Loki: I was. I’m done.

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Tony: Look at Fury. He’s pacing slowly. For him, that’s like a full on rage fueled freak out.

Natasha: The only thing worse is when he stands perfectly still.

Clint: Oh, no. He’s standing perfectly still.

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Tony: It’s a good thing I still have my sexy cat costume from Halloween.

Strange: I really don’t think you were the target audience for that item.

Tony: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.

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Bucky: All right, you’re clearly not listening to me. I can say whatever I want.

Tony: Tell me about it.

Bucky: I murdered Barton last night.

Tony: I feel you.

Bucky: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can’t stop murdering.

Tony: Been there.