Nick Fury: Of course I care about all the avengers equally
Maria Hill: They were attacked while you were gone
Nick Fury: Are Tony and Carol okay??
That’s just the way it is.
Part of me wants the cat to turn into Loki and stab Fury in the eye
Tony: Look at Fury. He’s pacing slowly. For him, that’s like a full on rage fueled freak out.
Natasha: The only thing worse is when he stands perfectly still.
Clint: Oh, no. He’s standing perfectly still.
Fury: And we’re back to the obvious. Now, what’s up?
Steve: Well, uh, okay, um, I don’t want to get back together with Tony. We tried it, it was crazy, it didn’t work, but I can’t deal with the fact that he slept with my friend Bucky. So I’m just completely confused and alone.
Fury: I understand.
Steve: Got any advice?
Fury: Yes. Buck up.