Category: natasha romanoff

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Tony: And there’s no repercussion for this?

Natasha: I will not punch you.

Tony: Oddly specific.

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Natasha: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Tony: We have three.

Bucky: Pick your favourite.

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Natasha: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Steve: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Clint: Spiders.

Sam: Wasps.

Thor: Terriers.

Bucky: Tony.

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Natasha: Stark, you’re good at annoying people. Do your thing.
Tony: Hey! … That is true.

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Tony: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Bruce: I’ve witnessed the dumb stuff.
Natasha: I’ve recorded the dumb stuff.
Clint: I’ve joined you in the dumb stuff.
Steve: I’ve tried to stop you from doing the dumb stuff!

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Natasha: I think it’s amazing. Steve and Tony and baby makes three. I don’t know if I believe in God, but I have prayed for this.

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Bucky: Tony, this is going to hurt…
Tony: My anger dulls the pain.
Natasha: [holding a bottle of vodka] This will dull it better.

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Bucky: I pushed Tony in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left Steve downtown.
Natasha: Did you go back and get him?
Bucky: Nah, we went to a karaoke bar instead. So worth it.

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Natasha: You took advice from Clint?
Tony: It’s called hitting rock bottom, Nat.

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Clint: Why didn’t he let us go with him?

Steve: ‘Cause he’s typical Tony, isn’t he? He disappears, he comes back, then he runs away again. Shuts us out. We don’t even know his plans.

Natasha: Or which experiments he’s working on.

Steve: Exactly. He’s supposed to be our boss and we know nothing what he’s going to do. Drives me crazy!

[long pause]

Bucky: It is more fun when he’s around though.

Clint: Yeah, no. Definitely. 

Natasha: Definitely.

Steve: Yeah, it is.