Category: lokitony

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Tony: Are you crazy?!

Loki: Yeah, I’m crazy! What made you think I was sane?

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Thor: [introducing Tony to the rest of the Asgardians] And this is Anthony Stark! One of my greatest friends and a fantastic warrior!

The Asgardians: Is he single?

Thor: …He has been here for thirty seconds!!!

The Asgardians: Aaaaahhh, so *you’re* dating him.

Thor: I am not!!!

Loki: We both are.

Thor: No!!!

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Tony: When we started going out you promised to make me taller and you have yet to deliver!!!!!

Loki: Anthony, I’ve told you, magic must not be used for such-

Tony: I’m going to ask Strange.

Loki:

Loki: You wouldn’t.

Tony: Try me, Beyoncé.

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Tony: [mumbling in Latin]

Loki: Listen, for the last time, I’m not a demon, and you can’t exorcise me.

Tony: [while crossing number 5 off the list] It was worth a try.

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Loki: Can I kill him?

Tony: No.

Loki: Just a little bit?

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Loki: Do you trust me?

Tony: No.

Loki: Smart man.

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Tony: Hold on you died.

Loki: Yeah, well it didn’t stick.

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Loki: I win all the time because I’m pure of heart. Right, Anthony?

Tony: You’re a vice ridden degenerate, Lokes. I don’t think you even have a heart.

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Tony: You’re diabolical.

Loki: I know.

Tony: That’s not a compliment.

Loki: I know.

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Loki: No, it would be against my moral compass.

Tony: Your moral compass is a Russian roulette wheel.