Tony: I’m sorry, Steve. He wins. I can’t resist him.
Steve: Tony, you have to.
Loki: Stay out of this! This is our relationship. He’s my man and we have something twisted and beautiful. Oh… you want Tony. That’s what this is all about.
Steve: No, that’s insane…. fine, I had one dream, but no, no.
Tony: You need my help.
Loki: I wouldn’t phrase it like that.
Tony: Well, if you want my help, you better phrase it exactly like that.
Loki: We will not fight today.
Tony: How’s Monday?
Loki: Why Monday?
Tony: Simple, everyone hates it.
Loki: Good point.
Tony: What’s your favorite movie?
Loki: Robocop. It’s got everything I like: gratuitous violence.
Tony: Oh, I thought you were listing things.
Loki: I was. I’m done.
Rhodey: Check it out… green leather, black, greasy hair. 11:00. What d’you think?
Tony: [looking at Loki] Yummy!…
Rhodey: That’s what I thought. Case closed. Steve, move in. Tony thinks he’s hot.
Tony: What do you mean?
Rhodey: You always fall for the bad guy.
Tony: Did it hurt?
Loki: Did what hurt?
Tony: When you broke through the earth’s crust, ascending from hell.
It really should be vice versa
Tony: So, lemme get this straight… You only slept with me to get Stark Industries secrets?
Loki: Yes. I’m a spy. It’s literally part of my job. Black Widow did the exact same thing.
Tony: So… So you didn’t even like me?
Loki: I didn’t actively want to stab you twenty four seven, if that’s what you mean.
Tony: I feel so used!!
Tony: Fuck unconditional love. Hate keeps me warm at night.
Loki: I thought I did?
Tony: [sighing] Fine, you and hate. But that’s it.