Category: james rhodes

Rhodey: You’re cooking?

Tony: Yup!

Rhodey: Are you sure that’s a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows.

Rhodey: What happened there, Tones? Hit another bridge whilst flying?

Tony: That happened one time, Rhodey.

Rhodey: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart, and capacity to feel.

Tony: You take that back.

Tony: This is horrible. This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me…

Rhodey: Even more humiliating than-

Tony: Let’s not do this.

Rhodey: It’s time to do what you do best, Tones.

Tony: Get on people’s nerves?

Rhodey: Exactly!

Rhodey: Tony! Be careful.

Tony: Well, you know me, Platypus.

Rhodey: Sure do.

Rhodey: So be careful.


after tony snapped, everyone was paying attention to thanos, except for rhodey who went straight to tony. in that moment, all he cared about was if tony was okay. everything he did was to help tony.

“I’m not interested in being a superhero. I just want to keep Tony safe. From himself, mostly.”