Category: james barnes

Regular

Tony: What are we gonna do?

Bucky: Aw, what are you worried about? You’re so small that they probably won’t even see you.

Tony: Seriously, Barnes? Is this really the time to be making short jokes?

Bucky: Doll, there’s never not a time, because just like you, life is short.

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Steve: I LOST TONY! 

Bucky: Well, he’s small.

Sam: Did you check behind a potted plant?

Bucky: Or perhaps a family sized can of tomatoes?

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[Bucky is lying on the ground, injured]

Bucky: [outstretches his arm] Tony…

Tony: [clasps his hand] What is it Buckaroo?

Bucky: Tony, if… if I die…

Tony: I won’t let that happen-

Bucky: Just listen… if… if I die…

Bucky: [whispers] I’ll still be taller than you

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Bucky: Steve, I have a crush… On Tony.

Steve: Same.

Bucky: …What?

Clint: Get with the times, Barnes. Everybody has a crush on Stark.

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Tony: [texting] Bring me pizza and we can snuggle and watch Netflix.

Bucky: Are you asking for Netflix & chill?

Tony: I’m asking for pizza and dick.

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Tony: [standing outside of Steve’s window holding a sign that says “GALA?”]

Bucky: [leaning out the window] Oh my God! Yes!

Tony: No! Tell Steve!

Bucky: Stevie, I’m going to the gala with your boyfriend!

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Tony: [looking at Bucky] Omg, did you see his cheekbones? Did you see his fucking cheekbones?!

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Bucky: You know what? I don’t have to stand here and take this crap.

Tony: Where the hell do you think you’re going?

Bucky: Isn’t sex after fighting kind of what we do now?

Tony: Well, kind of, yeah.

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Tony: And now here’s my presentation on why Bucky is the hottest Avenger.

Steve: Tony, this is a meeting to discuss battle plans.

Bucky: No, wait! Let him talk.

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[darkness]

Tony: [he froze after someone grabbed his hand]

Winter: Relax, just me.

Tony: Funnily enough that was my “worst case” scenario.