Officiant: Repeat after me, “I, Anthony, take Virginia Potts to be my wife.”
Tony: I, Tony, take Bucky Barnes-
Bucky: Get me a fucking dress!
Bucky: You can say, “Have a nice day!” without a problem.
Bucky: But you can’t say “Enjoy the next 24 hours” without sounding vaguely threatening.
Tony: How did you get into my workshop?
Bucky: Hey guys, Tony and I just got back from a fun run.
Tony: Fun run? Hydra’s agents chased us for 16 blocks!
Bucky: Great cardio.
Tony: [looking at sky] This view is so beautiful, right guys?
Steve: [looking at Tony’s ass] Wonderful!
Clint: [looking at Tony’s ass] Totally!
Bucky: [looking at Tony’s ass] Yep.
Bucky: Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?
Tony: That’s called a threat, Buckster.
Tony: [trips and lands into Bucky’s lap] Oh, I’m so sorry.
Bucky: No, it’s okay.
Tony: [snuggling into Bucky’s chest] I’m soooo clumsy…
Clint: [to Steve: Cap, what’s your favorite type of guy?
Steve: [thinking about Tony] My husband.
Clint: [to Bucky] Barnes, what’s your favorite type of guy?
Bucky: Stevie’s husband.
[getting ready for a costume party]
Bucky: [wearing a full costume] Doll, we’re late, I thought you’d be ready by now.
Tony: [wearing his everyday clothes] I am ready.
Bucky: Really? Then tell me, what are you going as?
Tony: The love of your life.
Tony: This guy [slides photo across table] I want you to shoot him in the leg.
Bucky: This is a photo of you.
Tony: Steve wants me to try zumba.
Bucky: You like bad boys, huh?
Bucky: [to Sam] Tell him.
Sam: He’s just literally the worst.