Category: ironwinter

Regular

Natasha: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Tony: We have three.

Bucky: Pick your favourite.

Regular

Tony: Hey, you did great on the last getaway, but Steve’s pushing us to do something similar tomorrow. You think you can do that?
Bucky: [scoffs] Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute?
Tony: Yes. I’ve seen it happen.

Regular

Bucky: I’m stone cold. Unbreakable. A true ice prince.

Tony: [smiles]

Bucky: I’m a mess. Someone help.

Regular

Bucky: Stark, you better go inside.

Tony: Come on, I can’t get kidnapped again. You just rescued me. That would be terrible plotting.

Regular

Bucky: You’re too skinny. Too much coffee, not enough pancakes.
Tony: I hope they put that on my tombstone.

Regular

Tony: Will you grab that jacket for me? The red one, please?

Bucky: I’m here to keep you alive, not help you shop.

Regular

[Bucky falls asleep]

Tony: [takes a selfie with him] Say “Winter Soldier”…

Bucky: Winter Soldier

.

[Tony freaks out]

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Tony: I’m going to go take a shower.

Bucky: Now?

Tony:

What can I say? It’s “the model” in me.

[later]

Steve: Where’s Tony?

Bucky:

Taking a shower.

Steve:

Now?

Bucky:

[shrugs] It’s “the model” in him.

Regular

Clint: Will it hurt?

Tony: Yeah.

Clint: Your bedside manners suck.

Steve: You should see his manners in bed. They’re atrocious, apparently… so I’ve heard.

Bucky: Oh, they are. I remember this one time…

[Tony clears his throat]

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Bucky: No one, I mean no one, likes a bar fight better than me, but you just blew up half the bar with us in it.
Tony: I had no choice!