Category: ironwinter

Regular

Clint: We should have a plan, in case one of us gets lucky.

Bucky: Okay. If I get lucky, I’ll take Tony to my stately manor outside Gotham city. And, if you get lucky, I’ll sleep on the moon.

Clint: Sounds like a plan.

Regular

Tony: Hey, I just wanted to make sure you’re okay, because you’re sharpening that knife very intensely.

Bucky: [lifts up knife] It makes me feel better.

Regular

Tony: I’m always right about these things.

Bucky: No, you’re not. Last week you thought Steve was trying to kill you.

Tony: Well, I’m sorry, but it’s hard to believe that someone would tell a story that dull just to tell it.

Regular

Bucky: You know what I really like in Tony?

Sam: No. What?

Bucky: My fingers.

Sam: [chokes]

Regular

Bucky: Doll, do the thing!

Tony: [genuinely smiles]

Bucky: [breathless] Oh my God…

Regular

Steve: Why is Tony crying on the floor?

Natasha: He’s drunk.

Steve: And…

Natasha: He saw a picture of Bucky’s boyfriend.

Steve: …But he is Bucky’s boyfriend.

Natasha: I fucking know.

Regular

Natasha: Hey Yasha, what were you doing last night?

Bucky: I was cooking food.

Tony: [entering] Hi guys!

Natasha: Hi food.

Regular

Tony: That’s one of my biggest fears. If I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut…

Bucky: You would eat yourself. 

Tony: I wouldn’t even question it. 

Regular

Bucky: What should I be for Halloween this year?

Tony: My boyfriend?

Bucky: Doll, we are married…

Regular

Tony: [high on painkillers after being rescued by Winter Soldier] My name’s Tony. What’s your name?

Winter: Winter.

Tony: What a pretty name. We’re gonna be bestest friends.

Winter: You’re very small and weak. If anythin’ bigger than a squirrel wanted to hurt you, you wouldn’t stand much of a chance… Guess I’ll have to protect you.

Tony: I love you too!


Dialogue is from an amazing comic made by @pet-foolery