Category: ironsoldier

Regular

Tony: [glaring at Bucky] Oh, so you think I’m cute when I’m angry? Well, get ready because I’m about to be gorgeous!

Regular

Tony: [about Hammer] Can you hit him with your knife?

Bucky: I believe the technical term is ‘stab’, Doll.

Regular

Sam: [about Tony]  Why does he always look like he’s walking in slow-mo?

Bucky: You see it too?

Sam: And he always looks disheveled, but not too disheveled.

Bucky: Right? He’s the reason I believe in God.

Regular

Tony: Okay. Now I’m scared.

Natasha: It’s okay, I’m here.

Bucky: Nat, you’re what’s scaring us.

Regular

Tony: Will you stick that gun in your holster?

Bucky: I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet.

Tony:

I’ll remember that if we’re ever attacked by a bridge club.

Regular

Bucky: You really don’t listen, do you?

Tony: No, I try not to. I find it distracting.

Regular

Tony: Stop it.

Bucky: Stop what?

Tony:

Stop looking at me like that, or everyone here will think we did it.

[Bucky kisses him]

Tony:

Well. That’ll throw them off the track.