Category: ironsoldier

Bucky: I personally find Tony adorable and very small, not to mention very easy to pick up!

Tony: [squirming in his arms, feet several inches above the ground] Just because I’m shorter than you doesn’t mean you can make fun of my height!

Bucky: [starts swaying him back and forth] Aww! Aren’t you just adorable?!

Bucky: I’ve been keeping an eye on Tony.

Sam: You mean stalking him.

Bucky: The language of most stalking laws is pretty vague. I like to think of myself more as a guardian angel.

Tony: I ain’t talking.

Bucky: [sharpens his knive] I got ways of making people talk.

[Bucky cuts a piece of cake]

Tony: Can I have some?

Bucky: Cake is for talkers.

Bucky: Has anyone ever told you that you’re a little dramatic?

Tony: [offended] A little?!

Bucky: [to injured Tony] Doll… Are you alright? 

Tony: I’m just peachy! I heard torture is really good for your bones.

Bucky: Eh… We should get a torture room back in the tower then! Practice with the tools! A little heretics fork for your neck!

Tony: Ahahaha! Iron maiden for a little massage! 

Bucky: Pilliwinks for manicure! 

Tony: And if your muscle hurt just relax on our dreaded rack! [winces] Ow, ow… Hurts. Don’t make me laugh!

Bucky: Ugh… Those look pretty bad, you know. You sure you are still gonna be pretty after all this.

Tony: Hey!!

Bucky: Gorgeous…

Tony: Not very gorgeous now, thanks to these wounds…

Bucky: Don’t be absurd, you are way hotter with the wounds! I swear if you weren’t in pain right now, I would-

Peter: [appears] …

Bucky: Cuddle you all night!

Tony: [laughing] Oooh! What else, what else? Do you think we can maybe… Hold hands too?

Bucky: I don’t know whether to laugh or shoot you.

Tony: Surprise me.

Bucky: You’re speaking and yet I don’t understand a single word.

Tony: I get that a lot. Why don’t you talk and I’ll listen?

Tony: The moon is really beautiful tonight.

Bucky: It really is.

Steve: Should we tell them that’s just a tortilla you threw at the window?

Natasha: ..No.