Category: ironsergeant

incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes: Bucky: Tony, I need a favour.Tony: I’m not going to give you a lap…

incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Bucky: Tony, I need a favour.
Tony: I’m not going to give you a lap dance again!
Steve: [spluttering] Lap dance?
Natasha: [flabbergasted] Again?
Tony: Holy shit…

susieeslei: Tony: Bucky… Portami via e devastami!Bucky: Oh! Tony! That’s Italian!*Trails hot kisses…

susieeslei:

Tony: Bucky… Portami via e devastami!

Bucky: Oh! Tony! That’s Italian!

*Trails hot kisses up Tony’s arm*

Bucky: (to Steve) Excuse us. *carries Tony off.*

Steve: Oh for fuck’s sake.

Thor: (In the background) Language, My dear Steven!

@incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes

Omg, I love this xD

Bucky: See, Tony, the way the whole boyfriend thing works is you have to tell each other the deep…

Bucky: See, Tony, the way the whole boyfriend thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.
Tony: The deep stuff? Uh oh. Like what?
Bucky: Like… what’s your favorite color?
Tony: Now you’ve stepped over the line.

Steve: Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed…Bucky: Yeah, we just saw Tony Stark in…

Steve: Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed…
Bucky: Yeah, we just saw Tony Stark in his underwear.

[during a quarrel]Bucky: We’re not done!Tony: I didn’t know that.Bucky: You’re…

[during a quarrel]
Bucky:

We’re not done!
Tony: I didn’t know that.
Bucky:

You’re with a guy who won’t stop planning his future with you. He knows we’ll end up together. If that scares you, tough! You’ll have to deal with that.
Tony:

I will!
Bucky:

Good, because I love you!
Tony:

Oh, yeah? I love you too!
Bucky:

That’s the first time we’ve said that!
Tony:

Yes, it is!
Bucky: I’m gonna kiss you!
Tony:

You better!

Tony: You weren’t able to talk sense into him?Bucky: Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a…

Tony: You weren’t able to talk sense into him?
Bucky: Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death.
Tony: I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.

Bucky: Tony has a good heart.Steve: [amused] Yes, I noticed you staring at his good heart.

Bucky: Tony has a good heart.
Steve: [amused] Yes, I noticed you staring at his good heart.

Bucky: You’re not very nice.Tony: You’re one to talk.Bucky: Hey, I could be nice if I…

Bucky: You’re not very nice.
Tony: You’re one to talk.
Bucky:

Hey, I could be nice if I tried.
Tony:

Hmm… Say something nice, then.
Bucky:

You’re very good-looking.
Tony:

[smiling] I like this “nice” thing.

naferty: Bucky: Steve, I need a reason not to kill anyone today Steve: You can’t fuck Tony in…

naferty:

Bucky: Steve, I need a reason not to kill anyone today

Steve: You can’t fuck Tony in prison

Personally I think it’s a really good reason.

Tony: Barnes, have you seen Steve?Bucky: That’s all I am to you – just a conduit to…

Tony: Barnes, have you seen Steve?
Bucky: That’s all I am to you – just a conduit to Steve.
Tony: No, I’m just–
Bucky:: Have you ever seen Steve and said, “Hey, where’s Barnes?“