Category: ironman

Regular

Bucky: You’re speaking and yet I don’t understand a single word.

Tony: I get that a lot. Why don’t you talk and I’ll listen?

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Tony: Future husband say what!

Steve: What?

Tony: [internally] Nailed it.

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[after sex]

Tony: [referring to Loki helping protect the city] So, the Devil did a good deed today.

Loki: [chuckles] There’s no need to call it that. I enjoyed every minute of it.

Tony: [laughs] You know what I mean.

Loki: Mm.

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Tony: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly…

Tony: I’d be broke, I’m beautiful. Later losers!

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[darkness]

Tony: [he froze after someone grabbed his hand]

Winter: Relax, just me.

Tony: Funnily enough that was my “worst case” scenario.

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Tony: I’m literally so mad at you right now. There’s nothing you can say that will make me forgive you.

Peter: But, Mr. Stark…

Tony: Okay, I forgive you, kid.

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Tony: All I wanted was a place where people would care about me.

Pepper: You have that here, you stupid ass!

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Loki: Listen, beach, we got a problem here and-

Tony: Loki, what did you just say? 

Loki: … Beach?

Tony: Uh huh… And uh… How much time have you been spending with Peter?

Loki: Actually, I was watching make-up videos on youtube. I could give you cat-eye sharp enough to cut glass if you want.

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Tony: One day I’m gonna look back on this very moment, and get even angrier.