Category: iron man

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Bucky: I sent good vibes your way. They are coming. There is nothing you can do to stop them.

Tony: …this is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Tony: Man, I wish homophobic people were actually afraid of gay people. Like, could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples’ hearts with your gayness?

Clint: If I do not have one trillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will kiss this man on the mouth in front of your children!

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Steve: You…have a face.

Tony: Yes. Yes, I do.

Steve:

I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face.

Tony:

Thanks, I think.

Steve:

Please just accept my attempt at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing.

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Peter: Mr. Barnes, how do I ask someone out?

Bucky: Well, first you-

Tony: No, don’t ask him. He asked me out in the loo.

Peter: And you said yes?

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Steve: Bruce, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Bruce: I think-

Tony: Seventy two hours.

Bruce: How do you-

Tony: [staring into space] There’s a clown behind you.

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Tony: [talking excitedly to Bucky]

Bucky: [listening while gazing fondly at him]

Tony: …I’m sorry. I’m rambling, aren’t I? People say I talk too much. Just tell me if I start to get annoying.

Bucky: You’re not annoying. And I love listening to you. Talk all you want, Doll.

Bucky: [internally] I’m going to murder whoever told him that he talks too much.

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Tony: People underestimate me because I’m so glamorous. What they don’t understand is that I am a strong man. 

Tony: And that strength comes from my values, my courage, and my dogged pursuit of vengeance.