Category: iron man

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Rhodey: Come on, Tones. Could you just tell me what this is all about?

Tony: Not until I know I’m right. Which… I am. You should know you’re engaged to a genius.

Rhodey: Yes, a genius at annoying me.

*Moseys over* I've got no idea what kind…

*Moseys over* I've got no idea what kind of asks you're looking for, so how about you tell us your three favorite things about RDJ?

1. The fact that he turned his life around
2. His sense of style
3. His personality (of course)

thanks for coming to my ted talk

thanks for coming to my ted talk

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Tony: I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing. It’s probably not a good idea to go down that road again.

Steve: Thank you. I’m glad you agree.

Tony:

It’s a shame, though. When we did it, it was pretty good.

Steve: Yeah. Yeah, that’s true.

Tony:

Hey, do you remember that one really great time?

Steve:

Uh, yeah!

Tony:

It was your birthday…

Steve:

It was Valentine’s Day…

Both: Oh, yeah!

Regular

Tony: We want a lawn and a swing set.

Steve: And a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice cream truck can go by.

Clint: So you want to buy a house in the 50’s?

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Tony: Hey, guys, check it out. Pepper sent me the paper.

Natasha: Let’s see it.

Clint: Oh, yeah, that looks good.

Natasha: You make a very attractive couple.

Tony: Yeah, we look great together.

Bucky: We really do.

Steve: Okay.

Tony: Imagine what our kids would look like.

Bucky: We don’t have to imagine.

Steve: I’m marrying him.

Bucky: We’ll see.

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Tony: We’re gonna jump.

Rhodey:

Are you out of your fuckin’ mind?

Tony: C’mon, it’s the only way.

Rhodey:

Uh-uh.

Tony:

You’re gonna get shot up here.

Rhodey:

Well, you’re gonna get squashed down there.

Tony:

I’d rather be squashed than shot.

Rhodey:

Not me.

Tony:

Fine, then.

Regular

Tony: For someone with such an intense need to be liked, you’d think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole when talking to people.