Category: iron husbands

Rhodey: You’re cooking?

Tony: Yup!

Rhodey: Are you sure that’s a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows.

Rhodey: What happened there, Tones? Hit another bridge whilst flying?

Tony: That happened one time, Rhodey.

Rhodey: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart, and capacity to feel.

Tony: You take that back.

Tony: This is horrible. This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me…

Rhodey: Even more humiliating than-

Tony: Let’s not do this.

Rhodey: It’s time to do what you do best, Tones.

Tony: Get on people’s nerves?

Rhodey: Exactly!

Rhodey: Tony! Be careful.

Tony: Well, you know me, Platypus.

Rhodey: Sure do.

Rhodey: So be careful.

Tony: You actually care about me?

Rhodey: Of course I do, you dumbass bitch.

Tony: Please don’t say “Listen to your heart”.

Rhodey: Tones…

Tony: Or my kidney, or my spleen, or any other vital organs.

Rhodey: What do you want me to tell you, then?

Rhodey: Why are you doing dumb shit?

Tony: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.