Category: iron husbands

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Tony: You actually care about me?

Rhodey: Of course I do, you dumbass bitch.

Regular

Tony: Please don’t say “Listen to your heart”.

Rhodey: Tones…

Tony: Or my kidney, or my spleen, or any other vital organs.

Rhodey: What do you want me to tell you, then?

Regular

Rhodey: Why are you doing dumb shit?

Tony: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Regular

Rhodey: Tones, how are you?

Tony: I’m so depressed I’ve worn the same outfit twice this week.

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Tony: When I was ten years old, I built a hugging machine.

Rhodey: A hugging machine?

Tony: Yeah. I got a dressmaker’s mannequin, I stuffed it with an electric blanket so it would be warm, and I built two radio-controlled arms that would hug me and pat my back.

Regular

Pepper: Look, I know you’re busy, but I’m… I’m worried about Tony.

Rhodey: Really? Why?

Pepper: Last night he was just whisked away by a couple of federal agents… Then when I talked to him today, he was nice, sincere, no smart-ass quips. So, something is definitely wrong.

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Tony: I can’t expresso how much you bean to me.

Rhodey: Tones, please…

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Tony: What’s wrong with the plan?

Rhodey: Tones, this could be the stupidest plan we’ve ever come up with. You’re aware of that, right?

Tony: …I’m aware it’s not our best.

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Tony: [after being injured in a fight] I want you to avenge me, Platypus.

Rhodey: You’re not dying.

Tony: Avenge me!