Category: iron dad


Pepper: I try getting her to say “mama” for a year and nothing, but Tony says “fuck” just once and Morgan won’t stop repeating it.

Tony: You just lack my natural charisma.


Tony: That was Pete’s school calling. Apparently, he’s been using some very creative language today.

Loki: Oh. Do tell.

Tony: Well, he called his math homework a “cluster duck” and his teacher a “mother flunker.”

LLoki: Did he not call anyone a “sock sucker”? What? It’s just someone who sucks socks.

Tony: I can’t believe you’re teaching my son loophole swear words.

Loki: In my defense, “mother flunker” was entirely the little deviant’s creation. And very clever of him, I might add.




Cute little puppy 🐶


Tony: What did we learn today?

Peter: That our worst nightmares are real and we should totally be afraid of them because they ARE coming to get you.


Steve: Peter is finally starting to learn how much he can do if he really sets his mind to it.                

Tony: [taking notes] How much can he do? The more details I have, the better I can Peter-proof the compound.  


Tony: I’m literally so mad at you right now. There’s nothing you can say that will make me forgive you.

Peter: But, Mr. Stark…

Tony: Okay, I forgive you, kid.


Loki: Listen, beach, we got a problem here and-

Tony: Loki, what did you just say? 

Loki: … Beach?

Tony: Uh huh… And uh… How much time have you been spending with Peter?

Loki: Actually, I was watching make-up videos on youtube. I could give you cat-eye sharp enough to cut glass if you want.


Peter: Dad… About M.I.T…

Assistant: Mr. Stark, the guests are waiting.

Tony: Let them wait! I’m talking to my son.


Peter: Mr. Stark, I can explain everything!

Tony: Can you, kid? Can you?

Peter: Well…no, sir, not really…


Tony: That’s it! You’re all grounded.

Tony: Harley, no computer for you.

Tony: Peter, no seeing Ned.

Tony: And Nebula… Is there anything you love?

Nebula: Revenge.

Tony: No vengeance for you.

Nebula: I was gonna say I’ll get you for this, but I guess that’s off the table.