Category: iron dad and spider son

Regular

whoopace-kosi:

Peter: *sneaking in through his window*

Aunt May: *turning in her chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?

Peter: I-I was with Tony?

Tony: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

Busted 😂

Conversation

Peter: You make us a family.
Tony: Well, I’m the cool rebel brother.
Harley: You’re the mom.
Peter: The mother.

Regular

stan-ironman:

Peter P., shooting Tony with a Nerf gun: You just got shot by my never-ending love and affection

Tony:

Peter P.: Bang bang bitch, I’ll never run out of bullets

Aww xD

parkrstark: happy halloween! ♥ 💙 ♥

parkrstark:

happy halloween!

♥ 💙 ♥

Regular

Tony: [drops something] …When will death take me?

Peter: [googling “how to tell if someone has depression”]

Regular

Peter: Hey, Mr. Stark? Should we get our fortunes read?

Tony: I’ll pass… Knowing the present is bad enough.

Regular

Peter: I know you’ll say the exact right thing to make me feel better.

Tony: … There. There.

Peter: You are so wise.

Regular

hawkbucks:

Tony: Bad news everyone, I didn’t die in my sleep last night.

Peter: Uh, Mr. Stark? Shouldn’t that be good news. I think– well, I think it’s good you’re still alive.

Tony, choking up: Yeah, okay, I guess it is.

Oh, Tony…

Regular

Peter: Mr. Barnes, how do I ask someone out?

Bucky: Well, first you-

Tony: No, don’t ask him. He asked me out in the loo.

Peter: And you said yes?

Regular

[The Avengers, Spider Man, and Loki are all watching The Lion King together]

Tony: [pauses the film on Scar]

Tony: [while pointing at the screen and looking Loki dead in the eye] That’s you.

Peter: Ohmygodhe’sright!