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Tony: Tall people are the enemy.

Bucky: Can’t hear you from all the way down there.

Tony: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won’t even know till it’s too late.

Don’t provoke him, Buck xD




tony: whats this blanket doing here??

tony: oh its buckys sweater *wears it*


bucky: the hell is parkers shirt doin here

bucky: oh. oh no. its. tonys.

bucky: *clutches chest* he’s so tiny


So cute 😻


Tony: I don’t need to go to bed. I’m not tired. I’ll be fine.

Bucky: But, Doll, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Tony: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Bucky: Is it working?


Tony: [talking excitedly to Bucky]

Bucky: [listening while gazing fondly at him]

Tony: …I’m sorry. I’m rambling, aren’t I? People say I talk too much. Just tell me if I start to get annoying.

Bucky: You’re not annoying. And I love listening to you. Talk all you want, Doll.

Bucky: [internally] I’m going to murder whoever told him that he talks too much.




tony: im no longer able to make good decisions about my feelings. from now on, rhodey will decide for me.

rhodey, without missing a beat: go fuck steve

tony: okay, fucking steve was a Bad idea now we are both being chased by the fbi. rhodey youre impeached. pepper please take the wheel

pepper: go fuck bucky

Remember Tony, Pepper always know what is the best for you xD



tony: whats this blanket doing here??

tony: oh its buckys sweater *wears it*


bucky: the hell is parkers shirt doin here

bucky: oh. oh no. its. tonys.

bucky: *clutches chest* he’s so tiny

Tiny Tony 💙💙💙


Tony: I think my instincts about people are way better than yours.

Bucky: Why do you say that?

Tony: Well, you picked me, but I picked you.

monobuu: Bucky: I think you forgot something,…


Bucky: I think you forgot something, babydoll.

Tony: Huh?

Bucky: There’s no coffee in your cup.

Tony: Oh. Thanks, honeybun.

Steve: [from the other room] NO! PANTS! HE FORGOT PANTS!

Poor Steve xD

Also, I need a cup with this words xD Where can I get one?



Steve; hey Tony what are you doing today?

Tony: I’m about to do a rim job. Just got the perfect rims sent to me and I just need to add them and the neon lights. Then voila! It is complete

Steve: *mind stuck on the first sentence* I’m sorry what?

Stephen: *walks into the the kitchen* why does Steve look like he’s about to have a heart attack?

Bucky: I don’t know. Tony was talking about rim jobs and cars and – oh shit *cracks up laughing* Jesus Stevie, get your mind out of the gutter!

Tony: *realizing what’s happening and blushes* oh god! Yeah that’s my fault. Bad choice of words *explains to Stephen what he just said*

Stephen: *pouts* the only thing getting rim jobs in this household is you Tony! Come along super soldier sandwich, this Tony mobile ain’t gonna fix itself

Steve: *shocked as he gets dragged along*

Bucky: *laughing hard as he follows*

Tony: but my car

Stephen: *has tony over his shoulder, tugging Steve along as they head towards the room* why bother with the car. The only thing you are gonna be riding in the next couple of days is us 3.

This is something new, something I’m gonna enjoy xD




Tony: [while being pursued by hit men in three black BMW’S] I never told you, but I was married before.

Bucky: [slams on the brakes]

Tony: What’s wrong with you?

Bucky: You’re what’s wrong with me Tony.

Tony: It was just a drunken Vegas thing.

Bucky: Oh, that’s better. That’s *much* better.


Bucky: What’s his name and social security number?

Tony: No, you’re not gonna kill him.

@incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes I feel the need to let you know that I wrote this fic a few years back…

I just read it, it was great (thank you for sharing the link in one of your responses, cause I probably wouldn’t know how to find it xD). Thank you so much for info, Mr. & Mrs. Smith suits these two so well, so it make me really happy that I could read something with my favourite dialogue from this movie 😊