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Regular

Tony: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly ran over.

Bucky: I’m sorry, you were ran over?

Tony: Lightly ran over. I didn’t want to frighten you.

Regular

winteriron-trash:

Bucky: I love you so much.

Tony: I love you too.

Bucky: This is real.

Tony: I know.

Bucky: You’re my husband.

Tony: You’re my husband.

Bucky: You married me in front of people.

Tony: I did. I was there.

Dorks

Regular

tony-luvv:

Bucky: I will kill for some coffee right now.

Tony: *lying in bed next to him* I think you mean ‘would,’ you ‘would kill’ James.

Bucky: No. I meant what I said, I will commit a murder in the next five minutes if I don’t get some coffee.

Tony: Sure, honey *yawns and curls up under the covers* whatever you say.

-7 minutes later in the common kitchen-

Steve: Where’s Bucky? We’re going to be late for our run. JARVIS where’s Buck?

JARVIS: Mr. Barnes is preoccupied.

Steve: Doing what?

JARVIS:…in Mr. Barnes own words, ‘Murdering some ass.’

😂

Regular

Tony: What are we gonna do?

Bucky: Aw, what are you worried about? You’re so small that they probably won’t even see you.

Tony: Seriously, Barnes? Is this really the time to be making short jokes?

Bucky: Doll, there’s never not a time, because just like you, life is short.

Regular

[Bucky is lying on the ground, injured]

Bucky: [outstretches his arm] Tony…

Tony: [clasps his hand] What is it Buckaroo?

Bucky: Tony, if… if I die…

Tony: I won’t let that happen-

Bucky: Just listen… if… if I die…

Bucky: [whispers] I’ll still be taller than you

Regular

Bucky: Steve, I have a crush… On Tony.

Steve: Same.

Bucky: …What?

Clint: Get with the times, Barnes. Everybody has a crush on Stark.

Regular

Tony: [texting] Bring me pizza and we can snuggle and watch Netflix.

Bucky: Are you asking for Netflix & chill?

Tony: I’m asking for pizza and dick.

Regular

mother-shipper:

Photos of Bucky and Tony kissing leak. The public is in an uproar because TONY STARK IS CHEATING ON AMERICA’S SWEETHEART, CAPTAIN AMERICA WITH HIS BEST FIREND!!! HE’S CORRUPTED ANOTHER GREAT AMERICAN SYMBOL!

Tony: We might have to make a public statement about this.

Steve: Oh man. We better talk to Bucky about it first.

Tony: Yeah. I’m worried about how he’s going to handle being in the public eye like this.

Steve: I know. I hope he hasn’t seen it yet. I don’t know if he’s mentally prepared for this kind of attention.

Clint: Uh, guys?

Bucky on TV fighting off a reporter frantically grabbing for her microphone back.

Buck: … that’s why none of you deserve Tony Stark. And another thing! Me and Steve were gay as fuck before Tony and anyone who says they never sucked a dick during the war is a god damn liar!

Go Bucky~!

Regular

live-love-slash:

*Tony bent over a work bench tinkering away*

Bucky: *Elbows Steve* DIBS

Steve: You can’t call dibs on my husband

Bucky:………….Halvsies?

OMG, Bucky ‼‼‼

Regular

monobuu:

[after accidentally shooting Bucky during a mission]

Tony: Come on, I’ll give you a ride home.

Bucky: I should hope so, after crippling me.

Tony: Oh my god, I barely grazed you.

Bucky: It hurts really bad, I can barely stand.

Tony: Wuss.

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