Tony: Hey, guys, check it out. Pepper sent me the paper.
Natasha: Let’s see it.
Clint: Oh, yeah, that looks good.
Natasha: You make a very attractive couple.
Tony: Yeah, we look great together.
Bucky: We really do.
Tony: Imagine what our kids would look like.
Bucky: We don’t have to imagine.
Steve: I’m marrying him.
Bucky: We’ll see.
Tony: [looking at Bucky] Who’s that guy?
Clint: That’s Barnes.
Tony: He’s handsome.
Clint: He’s dangerous.
Tony: Now he’s even more handsome.
[to Clint]: Fuck you
[to Steve]: Fuck you
[to Bucky]: Fuck me
[to Sam]: Fuck you
[to Natasha]: Morning Nat
Tony: Fuck you!
Bucky: When and where?
No, seriously! FUCK YOU!
Yeah, and I said WHEN and fucking WHERE!!
NEVER! And NOWHERE!
Bucky: So… My room my room in ten?
Fuck it, yes!
Tony: [offended] Hey! Fuck you!
Bucky: [winking] Fuck you back!
Bucky: Well if I wasn’t your first, at least I can be your last.
Tony: Why? Are you going to fuck and kill me later?
Bucky: I just walked into a room at this party and Tony yelled “dibs!”…