Category: incorrect winteriron

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whoopace-kosi:

Bucky: *opens shower curtain* What do you want for breakfast?

Tony: Privacy!

Omg xD

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incorrect-winteriron:

Bucky: What are you drinking?

Tony: Vodka.

Bucky: Straight?

Tony: No, bi.

Bucky: NOT YOU, THE VODKA.

😂

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stuckonylove:

Imagine Bucky upgrading his education

Tony: If you get it right I’ll reward you

Bucky: *Concentrates on the math problem and solves it*

Tony: Good job! Here, a candy for you

Bucky: *stares* This is not what I, uhm, was expecting to get

Tony: What do you want?

Bucky: Well, uhm, something more

Tony: Oh *gives another candy*

Bucky: *Screams internally*

Fuck… Poor Bucky 😂

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Tony: Hey, I just wanted to make sure you’re okay, because you’re sharpening that knife very intensely.

Bucky: [lifts up knife] It makes me feel better.

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wecollectnightmares:

Tony: You know how some days you just want to stab someone?

Bucky: Yeah, and then I remember that I’m a highly trained international assassin that can get away with it so I do.

Tony: …*blinks slowly*…

Bucky: There someone you want me to stab for you doll?

Steve somewhere far away: Bucky Noooo!

Bucky, yes!

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semi-stable100yearoldjerk:

*Bucky near Steve*

The Winter Soldier in Bucky’s mind: Stab him. Right in the throat- right now, he won’t expect it, I hate him-

*Bucky near Natasha*

The Winter Soldier: She’s a threat. A dangerous threat who needs to be watched always, did you see that? She made a sudden movement, she could be attacking-

*Bucky near Tony*

The Winter Soldier: He needs to be protected, glare at anyone that gets near him. You stay right over there Rogers- don’t you dare touch this tiny, beautiful man.

I like this version of Winter Soldier

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lady–iron:

Bucky: Step one: Don’t fall in love with Tony Stark.

Tony, walking in the kitchen with an oversized hoodie and a cup of tea: [Smilling softly] hey buddy, how’s your arm?

Bucky, clutching his heart and crying softly: fAiLeD sTeP oNe.

Oh, well 😂

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im-tops-bottom:

*During an argument*

Tony: WELL WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SAID THAT MAYBE I SHOULD DATE HIM?

Bucky: YOU CAN’T!

Tony: AND WHY IS THAT HUH? IF NO ONE ELSE IS WILLING T-

*Bucky leans down to kiss Tony as the umbrella drops from his hands so he can place them on Tony’s face.*

*rain falls on Tony’s face and merges with the tears*

Bucky: please don’t do that

Tony: *sniffles* and why is that? He told me he likes me

Bucky: because I love you baby doll. I’m stupid and I love you

Tony: *gasps as he gets pulled into another kiss*

Bucky: *smiling into the kiss* we should get inside before you get sick

*Bucky and Tony giggle as they run inside the house. The only light in the house is from the street lights. They look at each other as they listen to the sound of the rain falling down their window before getting into a heated passionate kiss*

Tony: I love you

*they make their way upstairs as they continue to kiss*

A kiss in the rain, so cliche… But works for them.

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im-tops-bottom:

Bruce: what do you feel like for breakfast?

Tony: I feel like having a strong gorgeous man hold me down and eat me out

Bruce: that’s not-

Steve and Bucky: *come running into the kitchen fighting over who’s gonna get to Tony first*

Bucky: Im stronger

Steve: no I am

Clark: *flies in, picks up Tony* clearly he’s talking about me *flies off*

Steve: *growls* patriotic bastard.

Bruce and Bucky: *stare at Steve with raised eyebrows*

So, what’s the name of this ship? Superiron or what?

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im-tops-bottom:

Bucky: there are only 3 things I need in life

Tony: oh yeah, and what is that?

Bucky: Tony Stark

Tony: *smiles* okay

Bucky: Tony Starks mouth

Tony: *smile faulters* uh huh

Bucky: and Tony Starks ass

Tony: *deadpan* wow how romantic

Bucky: *holds up a paper* please sign this marriage certificate

Well, he’s honest xDDD