Officiant: Repeat after me, “I, Anthony, take Virginia Potts to be my wife.”
Tony: I, Tony, take Bucky Barnes-
Bucky: Get me a fucking dress!
Bucky: You can say, “Have a nice day!” without a problem.
Bucky: But you can’t say “Enjoy the next 24 hours” without sounding vaguely threatening.
Tony: How did you get into my workshop?
Bucky: Hey guys, Tony and I just got back from a fun run.
Tony: Fun run? Hydra’s agents chased us for 16 blocks!
Bucky: Great cardio.
Tony: [appears in Bucky’s field of vision]
Bucky: [internally] My favorite genius has arrived. He’s cute and smart and my favorite. I must greet thim in a manner indicative of my appreciation for his existence.
Bucky: Hey nerd.
Tony: [interanlly] oh gosh the sexy murder kitten! I gotta respond in a super cool, totally flirtatious way.
Tony: [interanlly] nailed it!
This reminds of of a fic except it was Winter, not Bucky
I need more information than that! XD Preferably title or author.
Tony: [looking at sky] This view is so beautiful, right guys?
Steve: [looking at Tony’s ass] Wonderful!
Clint: [looking at Tony’s ass] Totally!
Bucky: [looking at Tony’s ass] Yep.
Bucky: Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?
Tony: That’s called a threat, Buckster.
Tony: [trips and lands into Bucky’s lap] Oh, I’m so sorry.
Bucky: No, it’s okay.
Tony: [snuggling into Bucky’s chest] I’m soooo clumsy…
steve: buck, you just gotta try your best and say it! just confess your love and you’ll be fine!
bucky: if you say so…
tony: *walks into the room*
bucky: *trying his best* I CONFESS MY LOVE FOR YOU KISS ME
tony: *walks back out of the room*
bucky: no bby pls
Tony: So, what do you want to do tonight?
Bucky: World domination.
Tony: Uh, okay… at least let me have an alibi handy.
Bucky: You don’t need one. After all, you’re my world, Tony.
Tony: … 🥰
Clint: [to Steve: Cap, what’s your favorite type of guy?
Steve: [thinking about Tony] My husband.
Clint: [to Bucky] Barnes, what’s your favorite type of guy?
Bucky: Stevie’s husband.