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Regular

Tony: Hey, guys, check it out. Pepper sent me the paper.

Natasha: Let’s see it.

Clint: Oh, yeah, that looks good.

Natasha: You make a very attractive couple.

Tony: Yeah, we look great together.

Bucky: We really do.

Steve: Okay.

Tony: Imagine what our kids would look like.

Bucky: We don’t have to imagine.

Steve: I’m marrying him.

Bucky: We’ll see.

Regular

Tony: [looking at Bucky] Who’s that guy?

Clint: That’s Barnes.

Tony: He’s handsome.

Clint: He’s dangerous.

Tony: Now he’s even more handsome.

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Tony: Hey Bucky!

Bucky: Yeah?

Tony: SUPRISE KISS!

Bucky:

Tony: BUT DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA STUPID!!!

Bucky:

😂

😂

😂

Tony before his morning coffee

[to Clint]: Fuck you
[to Steve]: Fuck you
[to Bucky]: Fuck me
[to Sam]: Fuck you
[to Natasha]: Morning Nat

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naferty:

[about to fight against Tony]

Steve, leading his team: Come on! Let’s eat this guy’s ass!

Clint: Let’s eat his ass?!

Bucky: Yeah, let’s eat his ass!!

Welp…

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incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Tony: Fuck you!
Bucky: When and where?
Tony:

No, seriously! FUCK YOU!
Bucky:

Yeah, and I said WHEN and fucking WHERE!!
Tony:

NEVER! And NOWHERE!
Bucky: So… My room my room in ten?
Tony:


Bucky: …
Tony:

Fuck it, yes!

Conversation

Tony: [offended] Hey! Fuck you!
Bucky: [winking] Fuck you back!

Conversation

Bucky: Well if I wasn’t your first, at least I can be your last.
Tony: Why? Are you going to fuck and kill me later?

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incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Bucky: I just walked into a room at this party and Tony yelled “dibs!”…

Regular

Tony: If I were a woman, how would you all react?

Strange: Probably like that guy from Hunchback of Notre Dame when he saw the hot chick doing bad ass stuff…

Everyone: Agreed.