Category: incorrect tony stark

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tonystarkhd:

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ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

hot take: thanos knew about tony from that one planet he visited where everyone worshipped tony as a god, thats why thanos felt threatened by tony cause he tries so damn hard to be seen as god by killing millions and still fails at it but this fucking mortal from Unimportant Rock #23 has a whole fucking alien race worshipping him even though theyve never even seen him

thanos: what do you mean, you dont know that you are worshipped as god by an entire alien race

tony: i have nothing to do with it

thanos, eye twitching, strangled voice: youre telling me, you became god, by accident??

tony: i guess?

thanos: thi s is fine 🙂

guys i just read up on the Stark race and it says theyre 6 feet tall on average and their bodies are bionic,, theres a whole race of 6ft tall motherfuckers that worship tony stark thats incredible but also fucking terrifying

peter, starry-eyed: are you really a god, mister stark?

tony: naaah, i have no idea what that guy’s talking about. tall, violet and god-complex over there must confuse me with someone else.

*two days later, an army of 6ft tall, built-as-fuck, we-mean-business alien warriors is camping outside SI, ready to follow their god into battle*

narrator: he did not.

someone!!!!! write a fic!!!!!!!!!

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Tony: [looking at a broken coffemaker] Whoever did this, come forward and all will be forgiven.

Avengers: …

Tony: Smart, you knew I would never forgive you.

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hawkbucks:

Steve: I was texting Tony one day and I accidentally typed “Tiny” instead of “Tony” but then I thought, what’s the difference?

Tony:

Tony: Rogers, I will kick your shins–

Tiny Snark 💙

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Tony: Look at Fury. He’s pacing slowly. For him, that’s like a full on rage fueled freak out.

Natasha: The only thing worse is when he stands perfectly still.

Clint: Oh, no. He’s standing perfectly still.

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takecareapollo:

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Aw, my poor baby…

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Tony: I can’t wait for the day I finally just, stop.

[later]

Tony: I have been informed that this is called “death”.

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tonystarkhd:

“I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.”

– Tony Stark at some point in his life

I love him.

pacificxnww: Here have some doodles of the #1 …

pacificxnww:

Here have some doodles of the #1 Tony stan

AvAc Janet is the best 💙

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hawkbucks:

Janet, to anyone but Tony: You’re the best!

Tony: [starts to sniffle]

Janet: Oh no.

Janet: Oh no, Tony, you’re the best too! Oh my god–

I really love AvAc!Janet 😍

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itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

I’d like to imagine that Tony Stark’s facial hair is so Iconic™ that one day when he decides to shave it on a whim the entire world literally loses their collective shit

Tony: *Walks into Avengers meeting* Hi guys

Tony:

Tony: Why are you all screaming

Assassin: I’ve got Stark in my sights

Tony: *Turns around and shows his face*

Assassin: Wait who the fuck is this guy

😂😂😂