Category: incorrect stony


Tony: From now on, we will be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle 1.
Tony: Steve is “Been There, Done That”.
Tony: Bucky is “Currently Doing That”.
Tony: T’Challa is “It Happened Once in a Dream”.
Tony: Natasha code name is “If I Had To Pick a Girl”.
Tony: Sam is “Eagle Two”.
Sam: Oh thank God.


[After an argument between Tony and Clint]

Steve: You’ve got to apologize.

Tony: Why?

Steve: Because it’s the mature and adult thing to do.

Tony: How does that affect me?


Tony: I could get killed. Or even worse, Cap could give me a lecture on responsibility again.


Clint: [to Steve and Tony] Hey guys, I just discovered a new drug. It’s called “Your Relationship,” and I’m high on it.




Insults 101

“You’re even more disappointing than MCU Stony”

Compliments 101

“I love you more than AA Tony and Steve love each other.”

Aww, “Compliments 101” is so cute 💙



Steve: What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Tony: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.

Alright, I’ll ask Natasha.


Journalist: Is it true you have sex for ten hours?

Steve: No comment.

Tony: [silently]



Steve: Oh, my God, we almost nearly got killed.

Tony: Thank you for pointing out something I wouldn’t have noticed by myself. You’re a benefit to have.


[Tony walks over to Steve at the park]

Steve: Where’s Bucky?

Tony: [points to person beside him confused] He’s right here.

Steve: …that’s not Bucky.

Tony: [turns to burnette beside him frowning] What’s wrong with you? Didn’t your mom ever tell you not to go off with strangers? 

Steve: What’s wrong with you?! You couldn’t tell you had a whole different person?!

Steve: [runs to where Tony came from calling] BUCKY!?


Steve: When’s the last time anything went according to plan?

Tony: I don’t think there was a last time.