Category: incorrect stony

Regular

Tony: I promised Steve we wouldn’t do anything stupid.

Clint: Why would you lie to your husband like that?

Regular

Steve: Gather around, we have a problem.

Tony: What? The fire?

Steve: No, the- wait, there’s a fire?

Tony: Never mind, this sounds more interesting.

juizyya:am i a joke to you? Tiny Snark

juizyya:

am i a joke to you?

Tiny Snark

Regular

fandomquotesthatareincorrect:

Bucky: Tony’s so cute when he’s angry

Steve: Pfft, Tony’s always cute. He can’t do anything without being cute.

Steve (muttering): Stupid cute

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hydra-trash-gal:

Steve: you know, you often use humor to deflect serious trauma

Tony: thank you

Steve: I didn’t say that was a good thing

Tony: what I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny

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stuckonylove:

Natasha: You look fancy. Got a hot date?

Tony: No, but the guys I’m dating do.

Steve/Bucky/Stephen: *offended noises*

😂

Regular

Steve: What’s your sign?

Tony: Dollar.

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Tony: Didn’t you get my text?

Steve: What? You mean the string of nonsensical emojis?

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bigstarkenergy:

Steve, and Clark stare at each other for a brief moment, lost for words.

“So your husband is a billionare?”

“Yep.”

“Orphan?”

“Yep.”

“Brilliant?”

“Yep.”

“Upset about the fact that he’s human?”

“Yep.”

“On a team full of superheros?”

“Yep.”

“Old british butler?”

“Yep.”

“Insufferable?”

“Always.”

They both stop speaking, then slowly turn to their husbands, who are engaged in some kind of passionate discussion, hands waving, dark hair slightly flecked with grey.

Steve and Clark turn to look at one another again, then sigh simultaneously.

“We’re fucked.”

Well, it fits…

Regular

stebetoeknee:

bucky: if this building was on fire and you could save one person, who would it be?

tony: steve

steve: my compass

tony:

steve: wait tonY DONT LEAVE-

Guess who will sleep on the couch?