Category: incorrect stony

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Tony: I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing. It’s probably not a good idea to go down that road again.

Steve: Thank you. I’m glad you agree.

Tony:

It’s a shame, though. When we did it, it was pretty good.

Steve: Yeah. Yeah, that’s true.

Tony:

Hey, do you remember that one really great time?

Steve:

Uh, yeah!

Tony:

It was your birthday…

Steve:

It was Valentine’s Day…

Both: Oh, yeah!

Regular

Tony: We want a lawn and a swing set.

Steve: And a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice cream truck can go by.

Clint: So you want to buy a house in the 50’s?

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Tony: Hey, guys, check it out. Pepper sent me the paper.

Natasha: Let’s see it.

Clint: Oh, yeah, that looks good.

Natasha: You make a very attractive couple.

Tony: Yeah, we look great together.

Bucky: We really do.

Steve: Okay.

Tony: Imagine what our kids would look like.

Bucky: We don’t have to imagine.

Steve: I’m marrying him.

Bucky: We’ll see.

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one-big-dreamer:

itsallavengers:

Tony: Steve??? I don’t- I don’t like Steve, what the fuck, that’s the most ridiculous thing ive ever h-

Rhodey: you walked into the door and inhaled coffee so deeply it came out of your nose when you saw Steve in his military uniform you dumb gay bitch

@incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes

call-me-xenophon:Thanks for 1000!Inspiration: …

call-me-xenophon:

Thanks for 1000!
Inspiration: @arachnaboy
(Incorrect MCU Dialogue: Part 21)

😂😂😂

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naferty:

[about to fight against Tony]

Steve, leading his team: Come on! Let’s eat this guy’s ass!

Clint: Let’s eat his ass?!

Bucky: Yeah, let’s eat his ass!!

Welp…

Regular

Steve: Do you at least have a plan?


Tony:
Uh… how about try not to get killed?

claustrofobiart: I miss this blog. Tony, no x…

claustrofobiart:

I miss this blog.

Tony, no xD

Regular

Tony: If I were a woman, how would you all react?

Strange: Probably like that guy from Hunchback of Notre Dame when he saw the hot chick doing bad ass stuff…

Everyone: Agreed.

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malfoy-mellark:

Tony: The A on Steve’s suit is for Avengers.

Steve: The A on my suit is for Anthony Stark, the love of my life.

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