Category: incorrect stony

Conversation

Tony: From now on, we will be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle 1.
Tony: Steve is “Been There, Done That”.
Tony: Bucky is “Currently Doing That”.
Tony: T’Challa is “It Happened Once in a Dream”.
Tony: Natasha code name is “If I Had To Pick a Girl”.
Tony: Sam is “Eagle Two”.
Sam: Oh thank God.

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[After an argument between Tony and Clint]

Steve: You’ve got to apologize.

Tony: Why?

Steve: Because it’s the mature and adult thing to do.

Tony: How does that affect me?

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Tony: I could get killed. Or even worse, Cap could give me a lecture on responsibility again.

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Clint: [to Steve and Tony] Hey guys, I just discovered a new drug. It’s called “Your Relationship,” and I’m high on it.

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parker-industries:

Insults 101

“You’re even more disappointing than MCU Stony”

Compliments 101

“I love you more than AA Tony and Steve love each other.”

Aww, “Compliments 101” is so cute 💙

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incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Steve: What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Tony: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.
Steve:

Alright, I’ll ask Natasha.

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Journalist: Is it true you have sex for ten hours?

Steve: No comment.

Tony: [silently]

Fifteen…

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Steve: Oh, my God, we almost nearly got killed.

Tony: Thank you for pointing out something I wouldn’t have noticed by myself. You’re a benefit to have.

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[Tony walks over to Steve at the park]

Steve: Where’s Bucky?

Tony: [points to person beside him confused] He’s right here.

Steve: …that’s not Bucky.

Tony: [turns to burnette beside him frowning] What’s wrong with you? Didn’t your mom ever tell you not to go off with strangers? 

Steve: What’s wrong with you?! You couldn’t tell you had a whole different person?!

Steve: [runs to where Tony came from calling] BUCKY!?

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Steve: When’s the last time anything went according to plan?

Tony: I don’t think there was a last time.