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Tony: Oh no, it’s too hot! I’m dying from the heat! Too hot!

Steve: You can’t do this every time I dress up.

Tony: Watch me.

Steve: Just promise me that you won’t do anything stupid.

Tony: You know I can never promise you that.

Steve: It was worth a shot.

incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Steve: I do romantic things for you all the time. Can you even name one romantic thing you’ve done for me?

Tony: I can name tons!

Steve: Sex doesn’t count.

Tony: Damn it!

Tony: What’s your type?

Steve: People who look like you.

Tony: Who looks like me then?

Steve: You could win a medal for being oblivious.

mexraxki:

Careful Robert, someone is watching…

Someone is jealous~

Tony: [gives Steve a box] It’s what I was gonna wear on our honeymoon night.

Steve: There’s nothing in here but lip gloss.

Tony: [smiles] Suffer.

[playing truth or dare ]

Steve: What’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?

Tony: Don’t mean to brag but I don’t need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Sam: I’m sure Stark likes mysterious guys.

Steve: Oh, okay.

[later]

Tony: Where are you going?

Steve: That’s none of your business, Stark.

Tony: Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy amazing suits.

Steve: Do the suits make you happy?

Tony: The suits mask my internal emotional mess.

Steve: …

Tony: In an incredibly stylish way.

starkdottir:

Tony: Are you hungry?

Steve: Starving.

Tony: How about chocolate chip pancakes?

Steve: That sounds great!

Tony:

Tony:

Tony:

Steve: You need me to make them, don’t you?

Tony: Only if you want them to taste good…

Sounds right xD