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tony, seductively: take me, steve.

steve: where? i’m low on gas and you need a jacket.


[Steve and Tony walking in the park]

Some guy: [about Tony, whistles] Damn, nice ass!

Steve: Tony, say something!

Tony: Okay.

Tony: [turns around] Thank you! I’ve been doing squats.

Steve: [kills a spider]

Tony: God, I wish that was me.

Steve: Tony, go and put a dollar in that self hatred jar now please.

Tony: Good thing I’m rich.

[after a debrief]

Steve: Hey, Tony. Really good job back there. It took guts.

Tony: Thanks, Steve.

[long moment of silence]

Steve: Tony?

Tony: Yes?

Steve: I would like to ask you…what i really want to ask you…

Natasha: For God’s sake! He wants you to go out with him!

Tony: [looking at sky] This view is so beautiful, right guys?

Steve: [looking at Tony’s ass] Wonderful!

Clint: [looking at Tony’s ass] Totally!

Bucky: [looking at Tony’s ass] Yep.

Tony: [twirling around] How do I look?

Steve: Cute.

Tony: If that’s the best you can do then I’m changing.



Steve: the more y’s someone uses in “hey”, the more interested they are in you.

Steve: that being said…heyyyyyy 🙂

Tony: He


Clint: [to Steve: Cap, what’s your favorite type of guy?

Steve: [thinking about Tony] My husband.

Clint: [to Bucky] Barnes, what’s your favorite type of guy?

Bucky: Stevie’s husband.

Tony: Steve told me that wearing a shirt with a target painted on it, is inappropriate given the failed assassination attempt last week, so l’ve changed it.

Clint: …It looks exactly the same.

Tony: Yeah, but now it glows in the dark too.