Category: incorrect pepperony

Morgan: [starts screaming at 3AM]

Pepper: [half-asleep] Your turn.

Tony: Ugh, fine…

Tony: [starts screaming]

Officiant: Repeat after me, “I, Anthony, take Virginia Potts to be my wife.”

Tony: I, Tony, take Bucky Barnes-

Officiant: What

Pepper: What

Steve: What

Natasha: What

Bruce: What

Bucky: Get me a fucking dress!

Pepper: I want to hear those three little words.

Tony: I love you.

Pepper: That’s sweet, but try again.

Tony: Fine. I will behave.

Pepper: You made them tea? We don’t have tea.

Tony: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

Pepper: [after Tony nearly died] Idiot!

Tony: Stop yelling at me…

Pepper: Somebody has to!

Tony: I’m sorry.

incorrect-drpepperony:

Tony: *sighing* Perhaps I should just drink my sorrows away.

Tony: *stabs a straw through his Capri Sun*

Pepper:

Stephen:

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rhodey-rhudert-rhodes:

incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Clint: [to Tony] I dare you-

Pepper: Tony’s not allowed to accept dares.

Clint: Why not?

Tony: [head bowed] I have no regard for my own personal safety.

@lovelyirony has the best tags

Clint: [to Tony] I dare you-

Pepper: Tony’s not allowed to accept dares.

Clint: Why not?

Tony: [head bowed] I have no regard for my own personal safety.

Pepper: I try getting her to say “mama” for a year and nothing, but Tony says “fuck” just once and Morgan won’t stop repeating it.

Tony: You just lack my natural charisma.