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Regular

Non-power AU

Tony: [Steve is singing “L’Chaim” at the bar] I can’t believe it! What got into him?

Natasha: Oh, maybe a couple of virgin Cuba Libres that turned out to be kinda slutty.

Tony: You didn’t.

Natasha: Hey, you do your experiments, I do mine.

Regular

Tony: Okay, how do I look?                

Natasha: Like a man about to go forth and sin.                

Tony: Oh, good, exactly the look I was hoping for.  

Pepper and Rhodey are in charge of Tony's…

Pepper and Rhodey are in charge of Tony's future suitors. Wanna an in with Tony? You must impress his number one girl and number one guy first.

Rhodey: I just want you to know that I used to think there was no man or woman on this world good enough for Tony…
Suitor: Aw!
Rhodey: …And I still think that.

Regular

Tony: Natasha is one badass, crazy, super bitch

Natasha: [sneaking up behind him] Tony if you just said I am one badass, crazy, super bitch you are correct.

Regular

Tony: Ah, I’m really starting to feel this in my shoulders. You couldn’t give my a back rub, could you?

Natasha: That’s right; I couldn’t.

Regular

Tony: How was I?

Natasha: Scattered. Annoying. Alternating between genius and bad puns.

Tony:

Business as usual, then.

Regular

Tony: Okay. Now I’m scared.

Natasha: It’s okay, I’m here.

Bucky: Nat, you’re what’s scaring us.

Conversation

Tony: From now on, we will be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle 1.
Tony: Steve is “Been There, Done That”.
Tony: Bucky is “Currently Doing That”.
Tony: T’Challa is “It Happened Once in a Dream”.
Tony: Natasha code name is “If I Had To Pick a Girl”.
Tony: Sam is “Eagle Two”.
Sam: Oh thank God.

Regular

Tony: And there’s no repercussion for this?

Natasha: I will not punch you.

Tony: Oddly specific.

Regular

Natasha: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Tony: We have three.

Bucky: Pick your favourite.