Clint: I’m pranking Scott
for April Fool’s Day.
Tony: It’s November.
Clint: Yeah, exactly! April’s when people expect to be pranked, but if I do it today – WHAMO! It’s like a baby with a mustache you don’t see coming.
Bucky: Steve, I have a crush… On Tony.
Clint: Get with the times, Barnes. Everybody has a crush on Stark.
Tony: I love murder mysteries.
Clint: [trying to impress him] I’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.
Clint: I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.
Tony: Tough. We’re watching Predators of the Serengeti.
Steve: Would you guys stop!
Clint: [changes channel]
Tony: Quit it!
Clint: Bite me!
Tony: Clint keeps changing the channel!
Clint: That’s great! Why don’t you tell Mommy on me?!
Steve: Now I’m Mommy in this little play? Look, I refuse to get sucked into this weird little kids dimension thing, okay? So I’m gonna go take a nice long hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy!
Tony: Welcome home! I made your favourite!
Clint: Oh, god…
Tony: Take-away pizza!
Clint: Oh, thank god.
Steve: [about Tony] You slept with my godson?
Clint: How could you? We had a pact!
Steve: Excuse me, I think “How could you? He’s my godson” takes precedence over a five year old pinkie swear.
Clint: We should have a plan, in case one of us gets lucky.
Bucky: Okay. If I get lucky, I’ll take Tony to my stately manor outside Gotham city. And, if you get lucky, I’ll sleep on the moon.
Clint: Sounds like a plan.