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Clint: I’m the most responsible Avenger.

Tony: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.

Clint: Yes, and I take responsibility for that.

iwanttopizzamanyou:

superherogarbage:

incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Bucky: Steve, I have a crush… On Tony.

Steve: Same.

Bucky: …What?

Clint: Get with the times, Barnes. Everybody has a crush on Stark.

God wouldn’t it be perfect if Clint and Laura did that stupid celebrity list of people your allowed to sleep with and Tony was on Clint’s?

“It’s not going to happen Clint.”

“But it could Laura! It. Could.”

Someone needs to find the William Brandt’s “Next time I get to seduce the rich guy” gif

superherogarbage:

incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Bucky: Steve, I have a crush… On Tony.

Steve: Same.

Bucky: …What?

Clint: Get with the times, Barnes. Everybody has a crush on Stark.

God wouldn’t it be perfect if Clint and Laura did that stupid celebrity list of people your allowed to sleep with and Tony was on Clint’s?

“It’s not going to happen Clint.”

“But it could Laura! It. Could.”

Clint: I’m pranking Scott

for April Fool’s Day.

Tony: It’s November.

Clint: Yeah, exactly! April’s when people expect to be pranked, but if I do it today – WHAMO! It’s like a baby with a mustache you don’t see coming.

Bucky: Steve, I have a crush… On Tony.

Steve: Same.

Bucky: …What?

Clint: Get with the times, Barnes. Everybody has a crush on Stark.

Clint: I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.

Tony: Tough. We’re watching Predators of the Serengeti.

Steve: Would you guys stop! 

Clint: [changes channel]

Tony: Quit it! 

Clint: Bite me! 

Tony: Clint keeps changing the channel!

Clint: That’s great! Why don’t you tell Mommy on me?! 

Steve: Now I’m Mommy in this little play? Look, I refuse to get sucked into this weird little kids dimension thing, okay? So I’m gonna go take a nice long hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy!

Tony: Welcome home! I made your favourite!

Clint: Oh, god…

Tony: Take-away pizza!

Clint: Oh, thank god.

Steve: [about Tony] You slept with my godson?

Bucky: Yeah.

Clint: How could you? We had a pact!

Steve: Excuse me, I think “How could you? He’s my godson” takes precedence over a five year old pinkie swear.

im-tops-bottom:

Clint: *picking up Tony* you love falling don’t you?

Tony: *blushing* falling for you

Clint: *snorts as he carries Tony into their room* well there is one for thing I know for sure you won’t be able to fall off

Tony: *raises a brow* and what is that?

Clint: *smirk* my di- *door closes*

😂